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00:00:07:15 Welcome back to HoTTT TopiXXX.
00:00:10:25 I am Jim Dupree and we are ready for your next topic,
00:00:13:29 the government.
00:00:15:10 What has it done for you lately?
00:00:18:14 Seriously, they take our money in the form of taxes
00:00:22:02 and hired muggers, and what do we get in return?
00:00:24:12 We get a crummy massage at a two-bit parlor once a year.
00:00:29:08 So the question is
00:00:30:18 should we overthrow the government and replace it
00:00:34:00 with something else?
00:00:35:08 And if we do want to replace it with something else,
00:00:36:27 what should that be?
00:00:38:06 We are going to start with you Savage Bandito.
00:00:40:00 What do you think?
00:00:41:06 What's wrong with our current system of government?
00:00:43:10 Well, you see there is not enough policies in place
00:00:46:09 to protect something very important to me.
00:00:48:29 That is adding ridiculous ingredients
00:00:52:00 to chicken salad sandwiches.
00:00:54:11 Pecans, forget about it.
00:00:55:27 Mandarin oranges, what are they doing in there?
00:00:57:22 If I would overthrow the government,
00:00:59:09 I would put more stringent infrastructure in place
00:01:01:26 to regulate what can go into a chicken salad sandwich.
00:01:05:00 -Like a little cranberry -No!
00:01:06:20 little salad salamander bits.
00:01:08:19 that's just playing God.
00:01:09:24 -Really? -Yes.
00:01:11:18 Alright, Ally your tun, critique the government.
00:01:14:13 What's wrong with our current form of leadership?
00:01:19:14 I don't want any more cars driving around our big cities.
00:01:24:28 I want bikes only.
00:01:26:11 We allow too many cars, we allow too many people
00:01:31:02 being all green or un-green
00:01:34:16 and then I need us to shut down all cars.
00:01:37:28 What about a car that run on say poop
00:01:41:01 that was friendly to the environment?
00:01:43:17 in the major cities.
00:01:44:21 I want all bike lines everywhere,
00:01:46:05 like I want it to be like your home country.
00:01:48:12 I want to us to be very Netherlandish.
00:01:52:24 As an immigrant
00:01:54:00 you have got an interesting perspective on this.
00:01:56:27 Well, let me ask you a question there Jim.
00:02:02:05 What would happen if an organization was formed
00:02:06:00 and they took police people
00:02:08:20 and they put them into places
00:02:10:20 where they would hide them.
00:02:12:08 Therefore, they would set people.
00:02:13:28 The residents who paid the tax liens, set them into traps,
00:02:17:19 and in your vehicles or even in your bicycles as well as you are
00:02:21:22 riding along and all of a sudden you make a little mistake, boom!
00:02:24:02 They catch you.
00:02:24:24 Then you have a fine.
00:02:26:07 That is like hiding in the closet and scaring someone boom!
00:02:30:09 Then giving them a fine for yelling,
00:02:32:24 because they're frightened.
00:02:33:26 And this is what's like where you are from,
00:02:35:21 because it sounds to me like you are describing
00:02:36:25 the plot of 'Love Actually'.
00:02:38:05 I am describing things here
00:02:40:23 and almost every country in the entire universe.
00:02:43:17 Do you advocate overthrow of the government?
00:02:47:11 Yes.
00:02:48:10 So the question is how should we do it?
00:02:51:10 How do we overthrow the government?
00:02:53:03 Offend the government workers by having
00:02:59:06 on their front lawn or front doorstep.
00:03:02:19 I would call them nasty names.
00:03:06:09 I would also bring the chicken salad idea
00:03:09:26 and then piss them off like that.
00:03:12:11 -Ally, would you? -While riding bicycles,
00:03:14:23 eating, throwing, and then [inaudible] on the
00:03:17:23 left and the right side of the boulevard.
00:03:20:14 Cycling, to do auto wash.
00:03:22:18 [inaudible] and chicken salad.
00:03:24:03 Do you advocate the use of a gun, or gat, or a glock
00:03:28:12 or a bazooka?
00:03:29:25 I mean, is violent overthrow in the cards for you?
00:03:33:15 Would you participate in sort of...
00:03:34:23 Only with chicken salad in the hand.
00:03:36:02 I only want that as the MO.
00:03:37:09 Alright.
00:03:38:19 Once we have overthrown the government,
00:03:40:09 there is a very crucial next step,
00:03:41:25 and that's replacing it with something better
00:03:43:21 than what we have got right now.
00:03:45:10 So Savage, I want to start with you.
00:03:46:25 What do we replace it with?
00:03:49:06 Do we make all of our decisions by texting into 1900 numbers?
00:03:55:05 What do we do?
00:03:56:15 Really, I think the best way to do is,
00:03:58:18 is just sit all of the heads of
00:04:01:28 have somebody as the head of an area,
00:04:03:01 have them all sit around together
00:04:04:13 and then sort everything with 20-sided dice.
00:04:08:02 It's like I need more money for my area,
00:04:11:01 and they are like, okay, give me a roll.
00:04:12:13 Oh! I rolled one. I am sorry.
00:04:14:00 You have just taken your budget for the year.
00:04:16:10 It's interesting, I mean, in Australia,
00:04:18:03 which is another country in the world,
00:04:19:23 they solve their problems by rock, paper, scissors.
00:04:23:16 But there they call it,
00:04:24:19 it says, kangaroo wallaby mudflap.
00:04:27:17 Is there some sort of system like that;
00:04:29:23 that you can see us using here,
00:04:31:29 a system from another part of the world that we could adopt?
00:04:35:06 Ally?
00:04:36:14 Wow! What about if we take after our friends in Dominican
00:04:39:16 and played dominoes.
00:04:41:26 Slam it on the table, you can get your aggression out,
00:04:45:21 you can fire out ideas to each other.
00:04:47:28 We are not using violence, but we are using our energy
00:04:52:08 and our creativity.
00:04:53:28 But the thing with that is though.
00:04:55:28 You spend a lot of time setting them up
00:04:58:18 and then if the breeze comes along
00:05:01:09 or your cat comes in the room,
00:05:03:08 the world peace is at stake.
00:05:04:18 No, no.
00:05:05:22 I know what I have... I have many friends of mine
00:05:08:20 who are prostitutes and I like that,
00:05:11:27 because there is sex involved.
00:05:14:20 But beyond that I think elect them to the parliament of
00:05:20:03 governance or whatever.
00:05:22:17 King Hooker, we could call them.
00:05:24:00 You can call them whatever you want, you are paying them money,
00:05:26:21 you have got half-and-hour to do whatever
00:05:28:08 you want to do with them.
00:05:29:17 Run the country.
00:05:30:21 Run the country as long as they are getting paid.
00:05:32:16 They can manage money,
00:05:34:10 they know what the people want,
00:05:36:16 and they give the people what they want,
00:05:38:06 and they have been doing it
00:05:39:04 for as long as jobs have been around.
00:05:42:11 Prostitutes up to the top. Do we rename country?
00:05:44:12 And if so, what do we do?
00:05:46:02 Name it Good Times.
00:05:47:18 Ally?
00:05:49:04 Give Her.
00:05:50:14 Savage?
00:05:51:18 Bandito, Oh, Yeah!
00:05:54:13 I think you got a plan.
00:05:55:17 Alright, stick around.
00:05:56:16 We've got to leave it there,
00:05:57:18 but there is more HoTTT TopiXXX
00:06:00:10 coming up.
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