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HOTTT TOPIXXX - WHO SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE?
Who should be allowed to drive? Jim Dupree and the HoTTT TopiXXX panel examine glasses, age, and other factors that sort out good drivers from the idiots on the road.
POSTED ON: SEPTEMBER 23, 2009
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00:00:00:14 [Music]
00:00:06:00 Welcome back to HoTTT TopiXXX
00:00:09:17 and we are ready for our next topic.
00:00:11:22 Cars, they are everywhere,
00:00:12:28 they are on the roads, they are in parking lots,
00:00:15:19 yes, they are even at the bottom of lakes.
00:00:18:22 But who is behind the wheel? That's the question.
00:00:21:28 In this country we have very strict laws about
00:00:24:18 who is allowed to drive a car,
00:00:27:12 but are those rules too restrictive
00:00:29:08 or are they not restrictive enough?
00:00:32:05 Who should be allowed to drive?
00:00:34:28 That's our question.
00:00:36:08 Jesper, I want to start with you.
00:00:37:13 When did you start to drive?
00:00:39:13 I started to drive when I was ten.
00:00:42:24 I drove my dad's riding mower.
00:00:45:02 Few scrapes, a few accidents,
00:00:48:28 I really don't think I was ready.
00:00:51:03 Then I got my license when I was 35.
00:00:55:10 Actually I am still on a learner's permit.
00:00:59:14 Yeah, I am coming along.
00:01:02:25 Did any of your lawn mower accidents...
00:01:05:12 -this is a ride on lawn mower? -Yes.
00:01:06:28 Did any of them involved an animal or a sibling.
00:01:09:22 Well, a cousin.
00:01:12:08 So there was bloodshed?
00:01:14:03 No, because I ran over her prosthetic leg.
00:01:16:29 That was... we were very lucky.
00:01:18:18 We dodged a bit of a bullet there.
00:01:19:28 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:21:11 How did she get the prosthetic leg?
00:01:22:28 Nam.
00:01:24:09 Oh! That's terrible.
00:01:26:15 Acos, I want to go to you.
00:01:27:28 From a female perspective on this,
00:01:29:18 because for a long time women were not allowed to drive,
00:01:34:02 they weren't allowed to vote, they weren't allowed to smoke,
00:01:37:15 and there are some policy makers who want to bring that back.
00:01:42:01 -What's your opinion to that? -Well, that's dumb.
00:01:43:18 -Really? -Yeah, it's dumb.
00:01:44:28 You think women should to be allowed to drive?
00:01:46:23 Well, I actually think that people who should drive
00:01:49:07 are the ones who don't wear glasses
00:01:52:18 and the one, so for example...
00:01:54:15 What... you would you say that I am unfit to drive?
00:01:56:20 -Yeah. -Why?
00:01:57:28 Well, the fact that you need something to help you drive.
00:02:00:29 I mean, it just makes me nervous,
00:02:02:02 driving makes me nervous.
00:02:03:02 I just got my license like last year.
00:02:05:24 For the mower
00:02:07:08 -or for the plane? -No, no, no just to drive.
00:02:10:12 You have a pilot's license.
00:02:12:00 I haven't been in mower driving in a long time,
00:02:13:08 but I think the people who should be driving are
00:02:17:23 the ones who don't wear glasses and the ones who are undersexed,
00:02:21:16 because I think if you are highly sexed,
00:02:25:27 then you are prone to like look at
00:02:27:24 what's good on the road while you are.
00:02:29:08 Like, in the summer when you see a girl and sort of thing.
00:02:31:28 Your tongue is all wagging.
00:02:33:18 Yeah, it just makes me nervous.
00:02:35:04 So I think that the people who should drive are the ones who
00:02:38:28 don't wear glasses and just not really interested in sex.
00:02:42:25 Rob, I want to ask you about age.
00:02:45:00 Age?
00:02:46:00 For a long time it was 16 years old
00:02:48:03 before you were allowed to drive.
00:02:49:13 Do you think we should raise that age
00:02:51:03 or do you think we should lower it?
00:02:52:13 Should we maybe have younger people driving on the road?
00:02:55:15 -I think we should lower it. -Jesper's experience notwithstanding.
00:02:59:03 Oh! that's just an isolated incident.
00:03:01:08 I definitely think we should lower the age.
00:03:02:24 How young?
00:03:04:06 How young, I am thinking 9.
00:03:06:07 Really?
00:03:07:08 Really, because there is...
00:03:08:13 what happens at age nine that
00:03:10:03 the switch goes off and suddenly you are able to drive
00:03:12:22 or you're responsible enough to drive?
00:03:14:03 Well, it's a few years before you hit puberty
00:03:15:22 and the brain actually releases a chemical called amphetimine
00:03:18:28 into your body and it actually makes have you sense of depth,
00:03:22:23 that is how we are able to drive in the first place.
00:03:25:08 Really? I did not know that.
00:03:26:18 Put an eight-year-old behind the wheel
00:03:27:28 and the car just crashing everywhere, jerky.
00:03:31:03 Put a nine-year-old and it's like, wow!
00:03:32:22 That guy is driving like an 18-year-old.
00:03:34:03 I want to hear from the rest of the panel.
00:03:35:14 What is your age? Do you agree? We should raise or lower this?
00:03:37:21 Do you think we should have children on the road?
00:03:39:13 We should be even more...
00:03:40:18 I have to disagree unfortunately with Rob,
00:03:42:28 but I think we should be even more restrictive.
00:03:45:07 In fact, I think that we should have
00:03:48:22 only a selected few people driving.
00:03:51:08 Do you know the number of people who are on the cellphones
00:03:52:28 getting in accidents, maybe watching pornography
00:03:55:13 on portable DVD player while driving.
00:03:58:08 I think what we should do is, we should clone Morgan Freeman
00:04:02:05 and only allow Morgan Freeman clones to operate vehicles.
00:04:05:13 And Morgan Freeman had an accident
00:04:07:05 while having sexual relations on a vehicle.
00:04:09:07 Why Morgan Freeman?
00:04:11:10 But we would clone him.
00:04:13:28 Well, you saw the documentary 'Driving Ms. Daisy'?
00:04:17:08 Oh! excellent. That's a great idea.
00:04:18:28 Did you see Along Came a Spider?
00:04:20:08 He killed his cop partner due to his poor driving abilities.
00:04:22:28 Yeah, but that was fiction.
00:04:24:08 But that was... Oh! That's a good point.
00:04:27:03 As you see, yeah.
00:04:28:08 But it was impressive CG.
00:04:29:28 The nine year old thing works for me,
00:04:31:22 because they are undersexed.
00:04:34:12 Yes, I agree with there.
00:04:36:04 What about undersexed children under the influence?
00:04:39:20 -Should we allow... -Under the influence of what?
00:04:41:21 -Drunk kids. -Drunk kids.
00:04:42:28 Drunk kids are funny, but are they good drivers?
00:04:46:18 No. I can't do it.
00:04:48:28 If you are interested in just comedy,
00:04:50:18 get drunk kids, get them segues.
00:04:53:03 Hilarious.
00:04:55:01 What's wrong?
00:04:56:15 Segues are fun, you don't love them.
00:04:58:12 I am sorry, but there is absolutely
00:04:59:14 no scientific evidence that kids are even
00:05:01:26 influenced and affected by alcohol.
00:05:04:03 I believe that is true,
00:05:05:19 and the recent research has backdrop on that.
00:05:08:16 Very quickly I want to go through and I want to ask about
00:05:10:17 another marginalized part of our world and that's the animals.
00:05:14:22 Animals are not allowed to drive,
00:05:16:18 but there are some very intelligent animals out there
00:05:18:22 like dolphins, whales, maybe a spider.
00:05:23:09 Should those animals be allowed to drive,
00:05:25:02 if they can afford a car?
00:05:26:03 But where are they going?
00:05:27:09 They are going to the zoo maybe, going to another zoo,
00:05:29:03 going to visit some relatives, where is anyone going in a car?
00:05:32:03 They actually tried that one.
00:05:33:08 There was a cat by the name of Toonces
00:05:36:00 and I was watching this on a special Saturday Night Report
00:05:38:26 and he was a fairly intelligent cat and they put him behind
00:05:42:18 the wheel and while he could operate the vehicle,
00:05:44:18 he had a tendency to drive off of cliffs.
00:05:47:24 I just don't think it would work.
00:05:50:00 What was he like suicidal cat?
00:05:51:18 I don't... that's the thing.
00:05:54:03 Maybe if he was properly profiled psychologically
00:05:57:03 before getting him behind the wheel.
00:05:58:22 You know what, that's good.
00:05:59:22 If they are psychological profiled,
00:06:01:07 then I might be okay with it,
00:06:03:01 but then I still don't know where they are going.
00:06:04:27 I want to get a quick sample of the panel.
00:06:06:14 One animal that you think should be allowed to drive.
00:06:09:03 -Rob? -Monkeys.
00:06:10:03 Acos?
00:06:12:25 I am going to go with squirrels.
00:06:14:26 -Jesper? -I've got to go with hippos.
00:06:16:18 Alright, we have got more HoTTT TopiXXX coming your way.
00:06:19:03 Stick around.
00:06:20:28 [Music]
00:00:06:00 Welcome back to HoTTT TopiXXX
00:00:09:17 and we are ready for our next topic.
00:00:11:22 Cars, they are everywhere,
00:00:12:28 they are on the roads, they are in parking lots,
00:00:15:19 yes, they are even at the bottom of lakes.
00:00:18:22 But who is behind the wheel? That's the question.
00:00:21:28 In this country we have very strict laws about
00:00:24:18 who is allowed to drive a car,
00:00:27:12 but are those rules too restrictive
00:00:29:08 or are they not restrictive enough?
00:00:32:05 Who should be allowed to drive?
00:00:34:28 That's our question.
00:00:36:08 Jesper, I want to start with you.
00:00:37:13 When did you start to drive?
00:00:39:13 I started to drive when I was ten.
00:00:42:24 I drove my dad's riding mower.
00:00:45:02 Few scrapes, a few accidents,
00:00:48:28 I really don't think I was ready.
00:00:51:03 Then I got my license when I was 35.
00:00:55:10 Actually I am still on a learner's permit.
00:00:59:14 Yeah, I am coming along.
00:01:02:25 Did any of your lawn mower accidents...
00:01:05:12 -this is a ride on lawn mower? -Yes.
00:01:06:28 Did any of them involved an animal or a sibling.
00:01:09:22 Well, a cousin.
00:01:12:08 So there was bloodshed?
00:01:14:03 No, because I ran over her prosthetic leg.
00:01:16:29 That was... we were very lucky.
00:01:18:18 We dodged a bit of a bullet there.
00:01:19:28 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:21:11 How did she get the prosthetic leg?
00:01:22:28 Nam.
00:01:24:09 Oh! That's terrible.
00:01:26:15 Acos, I want to go to you.
00:01:27:28 From a female perspective on this,
00:01:29:18 because for a long time women were not allowed to drive,
00:01:34:02 they weren't allowed to vote, they weren't allowed to smoke,
00:01:37:15 and there are some policy makers who want to bring that back.
00:01:42:01 -What's your opinion to that? -Well, that's dumb.
00:01:43:18 -Really? -Yeah, it's dumb.
00:01:44:28 You think women should to be allowed to drive?
00:01:46:23 Well, I actually think that people who should drive
00:01:49:07 are the ones who don't wear glasses
00:01:52:18 and the one, so for example...
00:01:54:15 What... you would you say that I am unfit to drive?
00:01:56:20 -Yeah. -Why?
00:01:57:28 Well, the fact that you need something to help you drive.
00:02:00:29 I mean, it just makes me nervous,
00:02:02:02 driving makes me nervous.
00:02:03:02 I just got my license like last year.
00:02:05:24 For the mower
00:02:07:08 -or for the plane? -No, no, no just to drive.
00:02:10:12 You have a pilot's license.
00:02:12:00 I haven't been in mower driving in a long time,
00:02:13:08 but I think the people who should be driving are
00:02:17:23 the ones who don't wear glasses and the ones who are undersexed,
00:02:21:16 because I think if you are highly sexed,
00:02:25:27 then you are prone to like look at
00:02:27:24 what's good on the road while you are.
00:02:29:08 Like, in the summer when you see a girl and sort of thing.
00:02:31:28 Your tongue is all wagging.
00:02:33:18 Yeah, it just makes me nervous.
00:02:35:04 So I think that the people who should drive are the ones who
00:02:38:28 don't wear glasses and just not really interested in sex.
00:02:42:25 Rob, I want to ask you about age.
00:02:45:00 Age?
00:02:46:00 For a long time it was 16 years old
00:02:48:03 before you were allowed to drive.
00:02:49:13 Do you think we should raise that age
00:02:51:03 or do you think we should lower it?
00:02:52:13 Should we maybe have younger people driving on the road?
00:02:55:15 -I think we should lower it. -Jesper's experience notwithstanding.
00:02:59:03 Oh! that's just an isolated incident.
00:03:01:08 I definitely think we should lower the age.
00:03:02:24 How young?
00:03:04:06 How young, I am thinking 9.
00:03:06:07 Really?
00:03:07:08 Really, because there is...
00:03:08:13 what happens at age nine that
00:03:10:03 the switch goes off and suddenly you are able to drive
00:03:12:22 or you're responsible enough to drive?
00:03:14:03 Well, it's a few years before you hit puberty
00:03:15:22 and the brain actually releases a chemical called amphetimine
00:03:18:28 into your body and it actually makes have you sense of depth,
00:03:22:23 that is how we are able to drive in the first place.
00:03:25:08 Really? I did not know that.
00:03:26:18 Put an eight-year-old behind the wheel
00:03:27:28 and the car just crashing everywhere, jerky.
00:03:31:03 Put a nine-year-old and it's like, wow!
00:03:32:22 That guy is driving like an 18-year-old.
00:03:34:03 I want to hear from the rest of the panel.
00:03:35:14 What is your age? Do you agree? We should raise or lower this?
00:03:37:21 Do you think we should have children on the road?
00:03:39:13 We should be even more...
00:03:40:18 I have to disagree unfortunately with Rob,
00:03:42:28 but I think we should be even more restrictive.
00:03:45:07 In fact, I think that we should have
00:03:48:22 only a selected few people driving.
00:03:51:08 Do you know the number of people who are on the cellphones
00:03:52:28 getting in accidents, maybe watching pornography
00:03:55:13 on portable DVD player while driving.
00:03:58:08 I think what we should do is, we should clone Morgan Freeman
00:04:02:05 and only allow Morgan Freeman clones to operate vehicles.
00:04:05:13 And Morgan Freeman had an accident
00:04:07:05 while having sexual relations on a vehicle.
00:04:09:07 Why Morgan Freeman?
00:04:11:10 But we would clone him.
00:04:13:28 Well, you saw the documentary 'Driving Ms. Daisy'?
00:04:17:08 Oh! excellent. That's a great idea.
00:04:18:28 Did you see Along Came a Spider?
00:04:20:08 He killed his cop partner due to his poor driving abilities.
00:04:22:28 Yeah, but that was fiction.
00:04:24:08 But that was... Oh! That's a good point.
00:04:27:03 As you see, yeah.
00:04:28:08 But it was impressive CG.
00:04:29:28 The nine year old thing works for me,
00:04:31:22 because they are undersexed.
00:04:34:12 Yes, I agree with there.
00:04:36:04 What about undersexed children under the influence?
00:04:39:20 -Should we allow... -Under the influence of what?
00:04:41:21 -Drunk kids. -Drunk kids.
00:04:42:28 Drunk kids are funny, but are they good drivers?
00:04:46:18 No. I can't do it.
00:04:48:28 If you are interested in just comedy,
00:04:50:18 get drunk kids, get them segues.
00:04:53:03 Hilarious.
00:04:55:01 What's wrong?
00:04:56:15 Segues are fun, you don't love them.
00:04:58:12 I am sorry, but there is absolutely
00:04:59:14 no scientific evidence that kids are even
00:05:01:26 influenced and affected by alcohol.
00:05:04:03 I believe that is true,
00:05:05:19 and the recent research has backdrop on that.
00:05:08:16 Very quickly I want to go through and I want to ask about
00:05:10:17 another marginalized part of our world and that's the animals.
00:05:14:22 Animals are not allowed to drive,
00:05:16:18 but there are some very intelligent animals out there
00:05:18:22 like dolphins, whales, maybe a spider.
00:05:23:09 Should those animals be allowed to drive,
00:05:25:02 if they can afford a car?
00:05:26:03 But where are they going?
00:05:27:09 They are going to the zoo maybe, going to another zoo,
00:05:29:03 going to visit some relatives, where is anyone going in a car?
00:05:32:03 They actually tried that one.
00:05:33:08 There was a cat by the name of Toonces
00:05:36:00 and I was watching this on a special Saturday Night Report
00:05:38:26 and he was a fairly intelligent cat and they put him behind
00:05:42:18 the wheel and while he could operate the vehicle,
00:05:44:18 he had a tendency to drive off of cliffs.
00:05:47:24 I just don't think it would work.
00:05:50:00 What was he like suicidal cat?
00:05:51:18 I don't... that's the thing.
00:05:54:03 Maybe if he was properly profiled psychologically
00:05:57:03 before getting him behind the wheel.
00:05:58:22 You know what, that's good.
00:05:59:22 If they are psychological profiled,
00:06:01:07 then I might be okay with it,
00:06:03:01 but then I still don't know where they are going.
00:06:04:27 I want to get a quick sample of the panel.
00:06:06:14 One animal that you think should be allowed to drive.
00:06:09:03 -Rob? -Monkeys.
00:06:10:03 Acos?
00:06:12:25 I am going to go with squirrels.
00:06:14:26 -Jesper? -I've got to go with hippos.
00:06:16:18 Alright, we have got more HoTTT TopiXXX coming your way.
00:06:19:03 Stick around.
00:06:20:28 [Music]