00:00:01:11 Hi! I am Jim Dupree and without question, the most advanced
00:00:03:08 military technology is the heat seeking missile.
00:00:06:09 Anytime they launch one, it goes straight to the hottest thing.
00:00:09:05 But what the government didn't take into account
00:00:11:18 is this television show.
00:00:13:11 Any time they shoot one of those bad boys off,
00:00:15:19 it comes right here.
00:00:16:29 when I see incoming heat seeking missile, I wait for it to get
00:00:19:18 real close and then I punch it in the face and I say,
00:00:23:15 this is HoTTTs TopiXXX.
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00:00:42:28 Yes, this is HoTTTs TopiXXX.
00:00:46:22 I am Jim Dupree and on this program we debate all of the
00:00:50:22 issues that matter most to you and to do that
00:00:54:08 I am joined by my esteemed panel.
00:00:57:08 First off, we have Mr. Wai Ting BiteTv's own correspondent
00:01:01:28 on The Surf, welcome to the program.
00:01:03:08 Thanks.
00:01:04:05 Got a question for you.
00:01:05:23 What's that?
00:01:06:16 Are you ready to get hot?
00:01:08:10 Yeah.
00:01:09:18 Wow! Looking forward to it.
00:01:11:28 Next step, we have Cathy Bond, Cattle Rancher
00:01:14:18 and Bovine Midwife. Do I have that right?
00:01:17:02 That's correct.
00:01:18:11 Same question to you. Are you ready to get hot Cathy?
00:01:22:13 I sure am, Jim.
00:01:24:21 Alright! And rounding out the panel,
00:01:26:27 we have Dr. Jeff Mentenku.
00:01:31:23 You are a scientist of sorts.
00:01:33:01 You are a Research Innovator.
00:01:35:12 Welcome to the program.
00:01:36:08 Hello, Jim.
00:01:38:02 I am very glad to have you and I have a scientific
00:01:40:22 question for you.
00:01:41:26 Are you ready to increase your temperature?
00:01:46:06 My temperature is already increased.
00:01:48:28 Alright, well let's do it.
00:01:50:14 our first topic has a lot to do with science.
00:01:54:03 Researchers recently have cloned the very first pair
00:01:58:04 of Humpback whales, George and Gracie.
00:02:01:06 They were recently released into the San Francisco bay.
00:02:04:20 But along with this sort of great, wonderful scientific
00:02:08:22 achievement comes a lot of controversy, should we as humans
00:02:14:02 with our scientific powers be allowed to clone living things,
00:02:19:16 be allowed to clone animals?
00:02:21:20 Very controversial subject, manipulating DNA,
00:02:24:20 taking sperm and putting it into others DNA.
00:02:27:09 Jeff, as a scientist in your professional opinion,
00:02:30:17 is this correct?
00:02:32:14 I have done a lot of research on this topic, and I have come
00:02:35:16 the conclusion that it's extraordinarily shortsighted to
00:02:40:01 think that cloning is a good idea.
00:02:41:13 I mean just imaging if you decided to clone yourself.
00:02:44:06 What would happen if the person who happen to be your clone,
00:02:48:03 went out, he got your credit numbers, he started ordering
00:02:50:24 things over the Internet.
00:02:51:22 He started downloading porn.
00:02:53:19 He started ordering pizzas.
00:02:57:03 What if he banged your wife?
00:02:59:12 Exactly.
00:03:00:17 But he could multitask for you.
00:03:01:28 He could multitask for you, but never, ever, ever trust a clone.
00:03:07:26 Well, I had a bad experience on the farm.
00:03:11:09 As you were saying I am a Bovine Midwife and we were
00:03:13:22 experimenting about with some hormones about ten years ago.
00:03:16:16 Hormones?
00:03:17:26 Well, we did want to increase some of the growth in some of
00:03:20:27 the cattle at that time before we decided to
00:03:22:26 change some of our practices.
00:03:24:10 But what we ended up with, and I am telling you,
00:03:26:07 you do not want to be the midwife when you have
00:03:28:04 a two headed calf.
00:03:30:05 What do you do then? Do you cut one of the heads off?
00:03:33:10 Well, we thought about that, but we had to take it back
00:03:35:20 and by the pond, and throw it in.
00:03:37:17 Make cow head soup, maybe? No, we didn't.
00:03:39:28 We can't have that. They are cattle...
00:03:42:01 I want you to weigh in on this?
00:03:44:23 Animals cloning, do you think it's alright?
00:03:48:07 I think it's alright, as long as there are attractive animals.
00:03:53:08 I think we should only be allowed to clone attractive
00:03:56:03 people and only attractive animals.
00:03:59:21 So, for example what kind of animals, a snake?
00:04:03:15 It varies depending on the animal.
00:04:05:24 Each animal just like all humans have their own physical features
00:04:09:26 that are people being attracted.
00:04:12:00 You have to judge each cow, each chicken, each pig individually
00:04:16:18 and just say, are you attractive?
00:04:20:16 You are going to ask the pig if it's attractive?
00:04:22:22 Well, you ask yourself then.
00:04:24:05 Well, you have patents, you have vouched about
00:04:26:21 and you will judges.
00:04:28:22 They would look at the chickens or the snakes or the raccoons
00:04:31:24 and they would judge them according to quality, shiny fur.
00:04:35:17 That's what we did with the cow though.
00:04:37:18 We had the very, very best
00:04:40:01 heifer and steer and we mixed them together to get...
00:04:43:09 and we ended up with the two-headed cow.
00:04:44:26 I believe technically this is what they call zoophilia.
00:04:46:28 What kind of animals turn you a crank?
00:04:49:23 No, no, no. It's not like that.
00:04:54:28 We are talking about being attracted to an animal.
00:04:56:13 No, no, no. It's not like that.
00:04:57:18 Do give enjoy to give or to take the zoophilia?
00:05:01:02 Are you zoophilia top or a bottom bottom?
00:05:05:18 This is completely not what I am talking about. I am only...
00:05:10:18 Since you are going on the record as an animal lover.
00:05:13:20 I love animals, but it doesn't... You love animals,
00:05:14:18 do you love to...
00:05:16:04 Would you kiss an animal with your tongue?
00:05:18:18 Oh, like I know people do that with dogs, but...
00:05:21:22 Would you kiss a dog on its bum?
00:05:24:13 I know people do that with their pets sometimes,
00:05:28:28 but like depends my level of connection, anyway.
00:05:32:28 Let's move on to the next topic.
00:05:34:10 So, okay. Well, I want to pick up something that Dr. Jeff
00:05:36:18 mentioned earlier which cloning human beings.
00:05:40:28 Where does the panel set on going beyond
00:05:45:08 just the animal kingdom and applying this technology
00:05:48:16 to more advanced forms, like ourselves.
00:05:51:28 Should we able to clone human beings?
00:05:54:25 Cathy, what do you think?
00:05:56:04 Well, personally, I would love to be had been able to clone
00:06:00:13 myself when I was 20 and then put it in a freezer pack,
00:06:04:09 and then take the mind and the knowledge that I have now from
00:06:07:16 this somewhat decaying body, and put it into the 20 year old
00:06:11:21 and then let it run free.
00:06:12:26 In that case, I would if that could be done.
00:06:14:28 Right, do you think we could put a limit or we should put a limit
00:06:18:18 on how many clones you can make?
00:06:21:13 Like, should you be allowed to make as many
00:06:24:27 Cathy Bond as you want?
00:06:27:10 It guess, it would depend what the life span
00:06:29:13 would be on the clone.
00:06:30:24 A clone the 20 year clone with the 40 plus brain,
00:06:34:20 that would sort of depend, like if it would only last for three
00:06:36:18 or four months, then you would want something,
00:06:40:01 you want to have an army of them.
00:06:41:23 You bring up a very excellent point, an army of clones.
00:06:45:09 But sleeping clones.
00:06:46:09 How do we avoid the clone wars?
00:06:48:02 Sleeping clones.
00:06:49:26 Let sleeping clones lie for a second. I didn't say that.
00:06:53:05 Is that what the kids are saying these days?
00:06:55:00 The kids are dissing down that lets sleeping clones lie vibe.
00:06:58:09 I don't really understand what do you mean by that.
00:07:01:28 But I am willing to move on.
00:07:04:25 I want to quickly just go down the line and I want to ask you,
00:07:08:27 if you could clone anything or anyone for your own
00:07:13:07 personal gain, whatever, for you it might be an animal to do
00:07:17:13 something sexual with, what would it be?
00:07:21:13 What would it be? Wai, we start with you.
00:07:23:08 I would personally wish to clone myself from my birthday
00:07:27:18 two years ago, because on that I went out to bar, I drank a lot,
00:07:32:06 and I lost my hat, I loved this hat.
00:07:34:25 Sounds good.
00:07:36:04 We are going to go to Cathy.
00:07:37:21 One word, who are you going to clone?
00:07:38:28 Angelina Jolie.
00:07:39:28 Alright, and Jeff?
00:07:41:21 Indira Gandhi. I want another free India.
00:07:46:18 Alright. We are going to leave it there.
00:07:49:08 Stick around, more HoTTT TopiXXX coming your way.
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