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HOTTT TOPIXXX - SHOULD WE HAVE MORE CHILDREN?
Ban people from having kids? Who deserves to have children? The world's a dirty, filthy place and there needs to be less kids. Join the HoTTT TopiXXX panelists and pass judgement on society.
POSTED ON: AUGUST 17, 2009
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00:00:00:14 [Music]
00:00:09:09 Welcome back to HoTTT TopiXXX,
00:00:12:24 I am Jim Dupree
00:00:14:04 and our third topic is a pretty big one,
00:00:17:03 recent studies indicate that worldwide
00:00:19:23 there are more than 10,000 children alive today
00:00:24:13 and other research indicates that
00:00:26:24 the world is a terrible, terrible place to live.
00:00:31:13 Right, the environment is completely out of control,
00:00:34:23 politicians, greedy, ruining the world,
00:00:37:24 kids are drinking battery acid instead of milk
00:00:41:00 in their cereal in the morning, it's a really rotten place.
00:00:43:24 So our third topic and the topic,
00:00:46:05 the question really that I pose to the panel right now,
00:00:49:13 given the state of the world,
00:00:51:23 should we have any more children,
00:00:54:23 should we bring them up in this basically living hell?
00:00:59:04 We will start with you Sophie.
00:01:01:09 I think ideally, we could continue to have children
00:01:05:07 but find a way to prevent them becoming adults.
00:01:09:08 So find a way to keep them as children
00:01:10:28 because if we really look at the situation,
00:01:13:08 it's adults that recall the havoc on the world.
00:01:15:18 I would disagree with you.
00:01:16:28 I think the worst people in the entire world are teens
00:01:20:00 and if we can get rid of all the teens,
00:01:22:28 life would be excellent.
00:01:24:08 Well, with this method,
00:01:25:11 they would actually never read the kids,
00:01:27:08 would actually never reach adolescents at all.
00:01:29:13 What would the cut off be?
00:01:30:18 It would be about eight-and-half I think.
00:01:32:08 Eight-and-half.
00:01:33:22 Would the population not die off?
00:01:37:28 How do you mean?
00:01:39:03 Well, if we stop having kids,
00:01:41:11 we will continue, but you are going to have
00:01:43:18 these perpetual eight-and-half year olds for the rest of time.
00:01:47:03 You are going to damn them, they will be like zombies.
00:01:49:03 Exactly, I think that's really the idea.
00:01:52:24 Okay, Wai Ting where do you sit on this?
00:01:54:22 I guess I would like to know
00:01:55:28 how you would stop or ban procreation,
00:01:59:18 how would you do that?
00:02:00:25 Mass castration would be one example.
00:02:02:22 Dom, do you have any ideas on how we would
00:02:05:28 stop people from having kids?
00:02:07:18 Yeah.
00:02:08:23 I don't think you should stop people having kids.
00:02:10:13 Little gaiety.
00:02:11:22 I think...
00:02:12:27 Cut off their peckers.
00:02:15:12 I think is the technical term.
00:02:16:28 Well, that would work, that would definitely work
00:02:18:28 but then they could bleed on the table
00:02:21:03 and that would be a whole other problem.
00:02:22:24 So you are advocating maybe a pharmaceutical alternative.
00:02:24:18 I think a pharmaceutical alternative.
00:02:25:28 Like something in the water that would
00:02:28:13 chemically neuter every man a life.
00:02:32:28 I not convinced we want to ban procreation altogether,
00:02:35:28 I think you want to section out
00:02:38:16 and choose those who should be procreating,
00:02:41:18 it's a classic alternative.
00:02:43:03 So who deserves to have children?
00:02:44:28 I would think the very attractive,
00:02:47:28 I would think those who...
00:02:49:26 So not you?
00:02:51:23 Oh! Well, that's a whole other debate to be had.
00:02:53:15 Okay, very attractive.
00:02:54:29 -Very attractive. -Not you.
00:02:56:05 I might potentially fall more in the category of those
00:02:58:18 who will just do backbreaking meaning labor for nothing.
00:03:01:18 So that category could be raised as well
00:03:04:18 and those who could basically breathe toxic smoke.
00:03:09:18 Always good people to have hanging around.
00:03:11:24 Wai Ting, who do you think deserves to continue to exist
00:03:15:24 or deserves to continue to pass their DNA on to children.
00:03:19:24 Maybe just the Asians.
00:03:22:12 Why do you say that?
00:03:24:12 Aren't there already quite a lot of Asians?
00:03:26:28 But there are still too many of the other type of people.
00:03:30:28 And how would that work?
00:03:34:12 How would you allow only the Asians to procreate
00:03:38:10 and no one else?
00:03:40:03 It sounds pretty ridiculous.
00:03:41:18 It will be tough but
00:03:44:03 it almost happened
00:03:47:09 to the Aryans.
00:03:51:01 And you think this would be a good thing?
00:03:54:27 For me I guess.
00:03:57:00 Let's talk a little bit about
00:03:58:13 the financial implications of this
00:04:00:11 because I think we have all agreed that
00:04:01:24 yes we should not allow anyone to have
00:04:04:28 any more children ever again,
00:04:07:28 we have reached what I would call a consensual.
00:04:13:18 That's going to leave a whole lot of money,
00:04:15:00 kids are really expensive,
00:04:16:13 suddenly everyone has a whole lot of cash laying around
00:04:18:13 that they would ordinarily spend on a kid.
00:04:20:18 Where should we redirect those funds?
00:04:22:08 Robot children.
00:04:23:24 Oh!
00:04:25:01 Because there will be time for technology to catch up
00:04:28:22 and I think the price will come down as well
00:04:31:24 and there will be a middle point there
00:04:33:13 where everyone can have robot children.
00:04:35:06 I think that's an excellent, excellent idea
00:04:38:11 and maybe you put your money into accessories
00:04:40:28 for those children.
00:04:42:24 Like robot children for the robot children.
00:04:44:23 Yes or maybe a robot child that was born pregnant,
00:04:47:28 the eternally pregnant robot child.
00:04:52:06 Who doesn't want a pregnant nine-year-old robot?
00:04:55:22 Sign me up.
00:04:57:28 Oh you are just replacing one problem with another though
00:05:00:03 if you have robotic pregnant.
00:05:02:09 No, they would never carry them to term.
00:05:04:28 They would never carry them to term.
00:05:06:13 Well, that sort of raises the need for robot abortions
00:05:09:13 or robot...
00:05:10:22 Well, then maybe that's where some of the money could go.
00:05:12:19 Yeah, I guess.
00:05:14:03 Should we kill all of the existing children
00:05:18:10 and if so is there a cut off age
00:05:21:04 where anyone above that age is allowed to live
00:05:24:16 and subsequent to that question,
00:05:27:16 is there another cut off where we killed them
00:05:30:18 by cutting off a part of their body?
00:05:33:03 See I think that's a short sighted argument.
00:05:35:18 If you don't want them around, then put them to work somewhere.
00:05:38:13 Say that again. Explain what you mean.
00:05:41:00 I think that there is an opportunity to mind
00:05:42:28 the skills of young children that
00:05:44:27 if you don't want them around,
00:05:46:08 probably just to kill them off completely,
00:05:48:08 that's a waste of utilities,
00:05:50:08 a waste of free gasoline, it's a waste of free food,
00:05:53:13 it's a waste of product.
00:05:56:08 Use the children for something, maybe to build robots.
00:05:59:24 Alright, well I think we are all in agreement mass castration,
00:06:02:18 we have got more hot topics coming up, stick around.
00:06:07:16 [Music]
00:00:09:09 Welcome back to HoTTT TopiXXX,
00:00:12:24 I am Jim Dupree
00:00:14:04 and our third topic is a pretty big one,
00:00:17:03 recent studies indicate that worldwide
00:00:19:23 there are more than 10,000 children alive today
00:00:24:13 and other research indicates that
00:00:26:24 the world is a terrible, terrible place to live.
00:00:31:13 Right, the environment is completely out of control,
00:00:34:23 politicians, greedy, ruining the world,
00:00:37:24 kids are drinking battery acid instead of milk
00:00:41:00 in their cereal in the morning, it's a really rotten place.
00:00:43:24 So our third topic and the topic,
00:00:46:05 the question really that I pose to the panel right now,
00:00:49:13 given the state of the world,
00:00:51:23 should we have any more children,
00:00:54:23 should we bring them up in this basically living hell?
00:00:59:04 We will start with you Sophie.
00:01:01:09 I think ideally, we could continue to have children
00:01:05:07 but find a way to prevent them becoming adults.
00:01:09:08 So find a way to keep them as children
00:01:10:28 because if we really look at the situation,
00:01:13:08 it's adults that recall the havoc on the world.
00:01:15:18 I would disagree with you.
00:01:16:28 I think the worst people in the entire world are teens
00:01:20:00 and if we can get rid of all the teens,
00:01:22:28 life would be excellent.
00:01:24:08 Well, with this method,
00:01:25:11 they would actually never read the kids,
00:01:27:08 would actually never reach adolescents at all.
00:01:29:13 What would the cut off be?
00:01:30:18 It would be about eight-and-half I think.
00:01:32:08 Eight-and-half.
00:01:33:22 Would the population not die off?
00:01:37:28 How do you mean?
00:01:39:03 Well, if we stop having kids,
00:01:41:11 we will continue, but you are going to have
00:01:43:18 these perpetual eight-and-half year olds for the rest of time.
00:01:47:03 You are going to damn them, they will be like zombies.
00:01:49:03 Exactly, I think that's really the idea.
00:01:52:24 Okay, Wai Ting where do you sit on this?
00:01:54:22 I guess I would like to know
00:01:55:28 how you would stop or ban procreation,
00:01:59:18 how would you do that?
00:02:00:25 Mass castration would be one example.
00:02:02:22 Dom, do you have any ideas on how we would
00:02:05:28 stop people from having kids?
00:02:07:18 Yeah.
00:02:08:23 I don't think you should stop people having kids.
00:02:10:13 Little gaiety.
00:02:11:22 I think...
00:02:12:27 Cut off their peckers.
00:02:15:12 I think is the technical term.
00:02:16:28 Well, that would work, that would definitely work
00:02:18:28 but then they could bleed on the table
00:02:21:03 and that would be a whole other problem.
00:02:22:24 So you are advocating maybe a pharmaceutical alternative.
00:02:24:18 I think a pharmaceutical alternative.
00:02:25:28 Like something in the water that would
00:02:28:13 chemically neuter every man a life.
00:02:32:28 I not convinced we want to ban procreation altogether,
00:02:35:28 I think you want to section out
00:02:38:16 and choose those who should be procreating,
00:02:41:18 it's a classic alternative.
00:02:43:03 So who deserves to have children?
00:02:44:28 I would think the very attractive,
00:02:47:28 I would think those who...
00:02:49:26 So not you?
00:02:51:23 Oh! Well, that's a whole other debate to be had.
00:02:53:15 Okay, very attractive.
00:02:54:29 -Very attractive. -Not you.
00:02:56:05 I might potentially fall more in the category of those
00:02:58:18 who will just do backbreaking meaning labor for nothing.
00:03:01:18 So that category could be raised as well
00:03:04:18 and those who could basically breathe toxic smoke.
00:03:09:18 Always good people to have hanging around.
00:03:11:24 Wai Ting, who do you think deserves to continue to exist
00:03:15:24 or deserves to continue to pass their DNA on to children.
00:03:19:24 Maybe just the Asians.
00:03:22:12 Why do you say that?
00:03:24:12 Aren't there already quite a lot of Asians?
00:03:26:28 But there are still too many of the other type of people.
00:03:30:28 And how would that work?
00:03:34:12 How would you allow only the Asians to procreate
00:03:38:10 and no one else?
00:03:40:03 It sounds pretty ridiculous.
00:03:41:18 It will be tough but
00:03:44:03 it almost happened
00:03:47:09 to the Aryans.
00:03:51:01 And you think this would be a good thing?
00:03:54:27 For me I guess.
00:03:57:00 Let's talk a little bit about
00:03:58:13 the financial implications of this
00:04:00:11 because I think we have all agreed that
00:04:01:24 yes we should not allow anyone to have
00:04:04:28 any more children ever again,
00:04:07:28 we have reached what I would call a consensual.
00:04:13:18 That's going to leave a whole lot of money,
00:04:15:00 kids are really expensive,
00:04:16:13 suddenly everyone has a whole lot of cash laying around
00:04:18:13 that they would ordinarily spend on a kid.
00:04:20:18 Where should we redirect those funds?
00:04:22:08 Robot children.
00:04:23:24 Oh!
00:04:25:01 Because there will be time for technology to catch up
00:04:28:22 and I think the price will come down as well
00:04:31:24 and there will be a middle point there
00:04:33:13 where everyone can have robot children.
00:04:35:06 I think that's an excellent, excellent idea
00:04:38:11 and maybe you put your money into accessories
00:04:40:28 for those children.
00:04:42:24 Like robot children for the robot children.
00:04:44:23 Yes or maybe a robot child that was born pregnant,
00:04:47:28 the eternally pregnant robot child.
00:04:52:06 Who doesn't want a pregnant nine-year-old robot?
00:04:55:22 Sign me up.
00:04:57:28 Oh you are just replacing one problem with another though
00:05:00:03 if you have robotic pregnant.
00:05:02:09 No, they would never carry them to term.
00:05:04:28 They would never carry them to term.
00:05:06:13 Well, that sort of raises the need for robot abortions
00:05:09:13 or robot...
00:05:10:22 Well, then maybe that's where some of the money could go.
00:05:12:19 Yeah, I guess.
00:05:14:03 Should we kill all of the existing children
00:05:18:10 and if so is there a cut off age
00:05:21:04 where anyone above that age is allowed to live
00:05:24:16 and subsequent to that question,
00:05:27:16 is there another cut off where we killed them
00:05:30:18 by cutting off a part of their body?
00:05:33:03 See I think that's a short sighted argument.
00:05:35:18 If you don't want them around, then put them to work somewhere.
00:05:38:13 Say that again. Explain what you mean.
00:05:41:00 I think that there is an opportunity to mind
00:05:42:28 the skills of young children that
00:05:44:27 if you don't want them around,
00:05:46:08 probably just to kill them off completely,
00:05:48:08 that's a waste of utilities,
00:05:50:08 a waste of free gasoline, it's a waste of free food,
00:05:53:13 it's a waste of product.
00:05:56:08 Use the children for something, maybe to build robots.
00:05:59:24 Alright, well I think we are all in agreement mass castration,
00:06:02:18 we have got more hot topics coming up, stick around.
00:06:07:16 [Music]