00:00:01:04 Hi! I am Jim Dupree, and you know they say that
00:00:03:05 some like it hot, and others they like it cold
00:00:07:07 and others they like in the pot, nine days old.
00:00:10:15 Now this program, this is for people who like it hot.
00:00:13:15 If you like it cold or you like it in the pot nine days old,
00:00:16:22 you're stupid and I hope someone punches you in the face.
00:00:20:29 This is HoTTT TopiXXX.
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00:00:38:04 Yes, this is HoTTT TopiXXX.
00:00:41:02 I am Jim Dupree and on this program we debate all of the
00:00:44:28 yes, hottest topics, the things that matter to you
00:00:48:06 in your daily life.
00:00:49:15 And to do that we've assembled some of today's intellectual
00:00:52:26 heavy weights.
00:00:54:05 On the Panel today we've Dr. Jeff Mentenku,
00:00:58:00 welcome to the program. Nice to see you.
00:01:00:05 Hey Jim!
00:01:01:12 Now I got a question for you. Are you ready to get hot?
00:01:05:05 I am ready baby.
00:01:06:25 Looking forward to it.
00:01:08:26 Alright, Cathy, Cathy Bond, Cattle Rancher
00:01:13:06 and Bovine Midwife. Welcome to the program.
00:01:16:07 Thank you.
00:01:17:06 Are you ready to heat things up?
00:01:19:12 Born ready baby.
00:01:20:25 Alright. And rounding up the panel we've the Savage Bandito,
00:01:26:06 who is a Savage Bandito. Welcome to the program.
00:01:29:28 Thank you. I am glad to be here.
00:01:31:16 We're very glad to have you. Are you ready to heat things up?
00:01:35:06 Are you ready to get hot?
00:01:36:11 When you wear a padded leather mask 27x7,
00:01:38:05 you are used to the heat.
00:01:39:18 Alright. Well let's do it.
00:01:41:02 Our first topic is identity theft.
00:01:44:08 If you ever filled out a survey at a mall, if you've ever told
00:01:47:17 anyone your name, if you've ever bought anything online,
00:01:50:07 you're at risk for identity theft.
00:01:53:18 People can go through your garbage, people can kill you,
00:01:56:23 scoop out your brains and learn everything they know about you,
00:01:59:07 and it's a huge danger these days.
00:02:03:00 So identity theft, how do we deal with it.
00:02:07:03 Jeff we'll start with you.
00:02:08:18 I had a plan actually and I put this into action.
00:02:11:19 I am terrified of identity theft.
00:02:14:15 So my idea was to change my name everyday, but I ended up
00:02:19:16 spending a lot of time in line ups at the driver's license,
00:02:22:23 motor vehicle place in changing my... Right. It's costly as well.
00:02:26:06 It's costly. So it worked but I spend
00:02:29:16 a lot of time in lining up, really doing nothing else.
00:02:32:24 Well I want to tell you a little story about myself.
00:02:34:27 I had my identity stolen. Somebody got hold of my ID.
00:02:39:27 Got hold of my credit cards and they went to a Jiggle Joint,
00:02:44:08 a strip club, maxed out the credit cards.
00:02:47:09 Went out bought a whole lot of Quaaludes
00:02:49:17 and I was basically ruined.
00:02:52:08 My credit score was ruined for about five years
00:02:55:13 and all I got was the police head shot of the guy...
00:03:01:08 I want you to take a look at this.
00:03:03:11 So Dr. Jeff Mentenku, Jiggle Joints really?
00:03:09:01 I don't recognize that person.
00:03:12:11 Really?
00:03:14:10 Where did you get the Quaaludes?
00:03:15:18 He doesn't look trustworthy. Well where did I get them.
00:03:18:16 Where did you get the Quaaludes?
00:03:19:16 I've been looking for almost 20 years.
00:03:21:09 They are fairly easy to find, really I mean you just have...
00:03:24:12 -Not any more. -Just know the right people. I mean it...
00:03:26:06 Cathy, are you scared about this?
00:03:29:07 You know you do a lot of online shopping?
00:03:31:01 No, no and honestly I think you really have to look
00:03:35:28 to the cattle industry for how to handle this.
00:03:38:13 How do you mean?
00:03:39:06 Tagging, just simple as that.
00:03:41:28 When [inaudible] for years we branded our cattle.
00:03:43:26 Right.
00:03:44:28 And then when BSC hit, we had to start tagging,
00:03:48:13 so that they could trace it right back to the beginning.
00:03:50:21 Now just to be clear, when you talk of branding,
00:03:51:28 that's where you take the hot poker up the wazoo.
00:03:55:07 Right. Up the wazoo. Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
00:03:57:09 So we could be branded, but you know I think tagging,
00:04:00:11 I think the challenge with the tag of course, is it if you have
00:04:03:16 something like a scanner bar and survey, there is always the
00:04:05:28 chance of somebody coming along, and chopping off your hand.
00:04:08:08 Right.
00:04:09:28 Right. So you would either have to have... well, even if you did
00:04:12:02 a retina you had... they could pop out your eye.
00:04:14:09 So it is a question where you put it.
00:04:16:23 I want to ask the Savage Bandito.
00:04:18:16 I know you've got an interesting perspective on this
00:04:20:11 because you yourself have stolen identities.
00:04:23:22 Can you take us through how that works?
00:04:26:05 What you've to do to steal somebody's identity, some of it,
00:04:29:23 maybe the tactics that you use?
00:04:31:12 Well, you see a lot of people don't realize how much power
00:04:35:07 lies in hats.
00:04:37:02 What do you mean?
00:04:38:13 In hats, well you see... say I wanted to become Michael Moore,
00:04:42:20 okay. And I took his hat and I walked on to the set of one of
00:04:47:21 his movies, they will look at me and they will be like, that
00:04:50:19 man looks a little different but he is got Michael Moore's hat.
00:04:53:13 So he is got to be Michael Moore.
00:04:55:00 So really the secret is hats.
00:04:58:03 I want to ask a little more of a technical question.
00:05:00:12 When you do steal someone's identity through a hat
00:05:03:20 or through some other technique, what do you then do with that
00:05:08:00 person, do you murder them?
00:05:09:18 Well you see, a key thing to do and this goes back to tagging,
00:05:14:28 that you take some spray thing and just spray it all over
00:05:17:28 the... oh, excuse me, and you spray it all over their face.
00:05:20:25 So they walk on to the set and they are like hey, that man
00:05:24:08 is impersonating me and they're like yeah, whatever you say
00:05:26:28 paint face, whatever you say.
00:05:28:14 We sprayed our cattle sometimes is that the cattle actually lose
00:05:32:02 the tag, in the interim before you get another tag for them,
00:05:36:02 you have to spray the numbers on either their back side
00:05:40:20 or if it's a female heifer, on the actual udder or identify...
00:05:43:28 When I was a kid I used to spray paint cows, but I would like
00:05:47:20 filthy sayings on them.
00:05:49:05 Such as...
00:05:50:11 Oh, oh, poop maybe. I would write poop or...
00:05:54:08 Utterly delicious?
00:05:55:28 I would not write that because that is lame.
00:05:58:19 But Jeff I want to, I want to come back to you
00:06:01:15 and I want to get your opinion on one technique
00:06:04:12 that some people have for avoiding this identity theft.
00:06:08:17 I know that native Americans what they'll do is they don't
00:06:12:08 want their identity to be stolen, so they won't let
00:06:14:10 anyone photograph them.
00:06:17:10 Is that a reasonable tactic?
00:06:18:27 I am thinking more about the Savage Bandito.
00:06:23:23 I am not sure we've the real Savage Bandito with us today.
00:06:28:00 How would we prove?
00:06:29:28 How could you prove?
00:06:31:04 You could have clubbed the Savage Bandito in the
00:06:33:02 parking lot, taken his mask and just come in and done the show.
00:06:36:22 There is no real way to know this, but I mean I am worried.
00:06:43:18 maybe if I don't want anyone to steal my identity,
00:06:45:21 I cut my finger tips off.
00:06:47:19 And no one can possibly know who... but how would we prove
00:06:52:13 that the Savage Bandito is the real Bandito.
00:06:54:22 It's all about chromatic battle.
00:06:57:08 So like yes, there actually has been an imposter Savage Bandito.
00:07:01:05 Perhaps it was something to do with cloning or perhaps
00:07:04:17 it was a future version of myself but there were two.
00:07:06:27 So we basically went to the top of a active volcano
00:07:10:22 and had a chromatic battle and after a chromatic battle
00:07:14:04 like that happens and one of them dies, it doesn't matter
00:07:16:21 which one is the real one.
00:07:18:01 It's the one that won the fight. So that's good enough for me.
00:07:20:05 Alright, well, obviously a lot to think about here.
00:07:24:21 So... but I don't even know who this man is...
00:07:26:08 We're going to have to leave it there.
00:07:27:16 We're going to have to leave that mystery unsolved.
00:07:29:10 He looks somewhat sexual and strange.
00:07:30:28 We got to leave it there but when we come back we're talking
00:07:33:18 about poverty, so you're going to want to stick around.
00:07:36:12 This is HoTTT TopiXXX.
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