You are the funniest person on this site. Very original and natural. I remember when you were doing Stand-Up. Are you still doing? Why aren't you in Hollywood?
So this is my first Blog 'EVER'. It feels good to write what I feel. And at the moment what I feel is a massive 'ERECTION'. Sorry if I'm a little graphic, but I've been watching Italian soap operas. Nothing's like watching Italian sopa operas, with an erection, drinking Brio.
I'm not sure if this is how a blog should be, but who cares. I'm just going to write what I want.