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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - Gossip Roundup for Wednesday January 21]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Two out of the three topics today are petrifying. Just saying.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 08:43:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report - Comic Shop Pet Peeves - Resumes]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Like the Rick Mercer of the comic world, minus the camera, production money, and national notoriaty, The Sidkick Report rants on pet peeves being a comic shop owner.
Read on true beleivers!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 08:37:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report - New Year, New Comics pt. 2]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Last week we saw the boys at The Sidekick Report talk about the new happenings in the DC world. Now we look at the Marvel world and what will happen with our favorite superheroes. Will it be enough to battle DC's successful &quot;Darkest Night&quot;? Read on true beleivers!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-New-Year-New-Comics-pt-2/</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:39:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx: Leap Year]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[I like Amy Adams. I saw her in The Office and liked her personality and she's hot. I think so at least! Is that enough to make me see Leap Year? I'm gonna go trust what Movie Minx says. Read on won't you!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-Leap-Year/</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:18:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The TV Guyde - Those Darned Kids!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[The kids are back in town! Your favortie drag attired comedians are back in true form in the new series Kids In The Hall: Death Come To Town. Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald, and Scott Thompson doing multiple characters to sheer genius. Like what Eddie Murphy shoulda done with The Nutty Professor. You know, not suck!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-Those-Darned-Kids/</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 08:41:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Couch - Dis-Asterisk]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/2/6/8/profile.jpg?1240584515' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Stipulations and technicalities....they're all left up for debate. But does that dis-credit achievements? Does giving someone a title, like Mark McGwire or Roger Maris, but putting an Astrix beside it make it any less credible? Join Gavin on the Couch...it's comfy and you'll want to hear this story. ]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-Dis-Asterisk/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 08:49:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx - Daybreakers]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Ok, I'm done with vampires. DONE! F*** this fad and you tweeny bi***es that have RUINED a truely awesome and iconic piece of mythology! But along comes Daybreakers (starring Ethan Hawke and Willam Defoe) which has been getting mixed reviews. Is it up to snuff for our Movie Minx? Read on!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 07:36:36 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The TV Guyde - Bret Hart Returns!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[When I was a little kid I used to practise doing the Sharpshooter on my cousin and drawing Bret &quot;The Hitman&quot; Hart's logo on my binders. If you don't know who I'm talking about, you need to get off this site and go to Cosmo's site or somthing. Bret Hart is BACK and ressurecting old grudges and bringing back that nostlagic flavor for when wresteling was awesome. Suck it long and hard The Rock! Read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-Bret-Hart-Returns/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 07:06:16 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - Gossip Roundup for January 12/13]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[I've found some racy campaign ads to heat up your winter as well as an unrecognizable D-Lister.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Gossip-Roundup-for-January-1213/</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 13:59:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - Gossip Roundup for Monday January 11]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[In my opinion - Lindsay Lohan could be the next Mother Teresa.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Gossip-Roundup-for-Monday-January-11/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 20:49:34 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - Gossip Roundup for Thursday January 7]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Jersey Shore is going to get a second season and Lindsay Lohan does not start 2010 off right. Are we surprised...no.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Gossip-Roundup-for-Thursday-January-7/</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:52:33 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - Gossip Roundup for Wednesday January 6]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[New hair extensions, a belligerent acceptance speech and we find out who The Bachelor whore is (but like a real whore, not like Celebrity Whore...shes classy).]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Gossip-Roundup-for-Wednesday-January-6/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:31:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie MInx:  Up In the Air]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Aaaaand yer fired. No this movie has nothing to do with Donald Trump or The Apprentice, but George Clooney's new movie with Anna Kendrick and Vera Farmiga DOES deal with firing people! Read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-MInx-Up-In-the-Air/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 07:57:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - Gossip Roundup for Tuesday January 5]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[One Jonas down, two to go as Kevin gets hitched. Rihanna's album may be awful but her love life isn't so bad. 'Heads Will Roll' when I find out who is responsible for deeming Karen O ineligible for an Oscar.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Gossip-Roundup-for-Tuesday-January-5/</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:04:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The TV Guyde– Jacksons all 4 one]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Squeeze it guys. Squeeze that LITTLE extra seconds out before your fame clock hits zero! A&E's newest reality show is the Jacksons: A Family Dynasty. Think they're still relevant? Excited for their anniversary album? Are your 40 and remember the days when they didn't live in the shadow of Micheal? Read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde–-Jacksons-all-4-one/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:27:05 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - Gossip Roundup for Monday January 4, 2010]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[What would a day be without a Jersey Shore updates? Our favourite guidos continue to take over the world. Find out what couples (back) together and err.. over and Jay Z releases the video for his new single.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Gossip-Roundup-for-Monday-January-4-2010/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:42:53 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - 3 Tinsletown Stories to Watch in 2010]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Here's hoping everyone had a phenomenal holiday. The Celebrity Whore spent her vacation in sunny Miami where she shared a pool with the likes of Lady Gaga, Perez Hilton and Spike Lee. She even had to wear a wristband to sit by the pool - can you believe it?]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-3-Tinsletown-Stories-to-Watch-in-2010/</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:58:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ The Sidekick Report - New Year, New Comics pt. 1]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[A new year, and new comics to look forward to. This week we look at DC's heavy hitters and their upcoming stuff for 2010. Superman, Batman and the Flash. Read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/-The-Sidekick-Report-New-Year-New-Comics-pt-1/</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 10:53:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[TV Guyde - Lawman By Night]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[I always thought Steven Segal was the cheesiest of the 90's action stars. Van Damme was awesome and Chuck Norris....well Chuck Norris was web pages, and a book FULL of reasons why he's awesome. Steven Segal just looked like an asain wannabe with his rat tail and wearing the robes and stuff. But this time around....you have earned my respect! Steven Seagal: Lawman is his Cops-esque show, but he shows he's legit. Read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-Lawman-By-Night/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 11:36:33 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx - Avatar]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Oh James Cameron where have you been? We all know you've had some lower key things happening. Writing credits on Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles, and a documentary on the BIGGEST movie EVER, Titanic. Well, you've come out with Avatar. One of the most effects ridden movies yet, will it live up to not only the hype, but the wait. Read on true beleivers, read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-Avatar/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:24:22 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report - Comic Shop Pet Peeves: Like a kid in a comic shop]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Our Sidekick Reporter sounds like Clint Eastwood and is about to say &quot;Get off of my lawn!&quot; The Sidekick report goes on a rant about kids...but not directly their behaviors! Check this out!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Comic-Shop-Pet-Peeves-Like-a-kid-in-a-comic-shop/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 09:10:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - Top 10 WTF Celebrity Moments of 2009]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[The end of the year is near and our Celebrity Whore sits down to consider the top celebrity moments that had everyone wondering 'what the _____']]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Top-10-WTF-Celebrity-Moments-of-2009/</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 08:58:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ Movie Minx: Ninja Assassin]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Remember when Ninja Turtles carried weapons but never actually used them to keep that PG rating? Yeah, Ninja Assassin took that book of rules and chopped it with a katana! Starring Korean R&B/Pop singer Rain (aren't they all friggin pop stars?!) and his abs, this movie will satisfy anyone with anger issues or blood infatuations...SCARY! Read ON!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/-Movie-Minx-Ninja-Assassin/</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 08:32:21 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[THE TV GUYDE – Ultimate finale]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[See, at least with UFC, it's big dudes beating the snot out of each other. Not like wrestling where it's two big dudes that think we're still falling for the act that they're really fighting. The Ultimate Fighter Heavyweights is a new series that also takes you into the lives of these beefed up fighters. Read on! ]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/THE-TV-GUYDE-–-Ultimate-finale/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 06:52:58 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report - Comic Shop Basics: Formats]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[This week's Sidekick Report helps you with your comic journey and guides you through the different formats your favorite comics can come in. Read on true beleivers! READ ON!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Comic-Shop-Basics-Formats/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Comic-Shop-Basics-Formats/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:07:29 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx: Armored]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Morpheus robbing a bank....yeah, I can see it. Lawrence Fishbourne, Matt Dillon and a host of other characters star in this B Grade heist movie. Where's the VAN! Check out what our Movie Minx had to say about this flick!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-Armored/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:21:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Couch - What Else is there to Write About?]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/2/6/8/profile.jpg?1240584515' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Tiger's probably sitting in his massive house playing Tiger Woods 2006 remembering a time when he was on top of his game and wondering where it all went wrong. He made the game of golf! If it wasn't for Tiger Woods, gold wouldn't have become mainstream and trendy! Now, rumours keep escalating from how many women there were to drug addictions, sexual performance, NOTHING about golf! Sit down on the Couch and see what Gavin has to say about the tarnished golden boy of golf]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-What-Else-is-there-to-Write-About/</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:10:15 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Tv Guyde - Maximum enjoyment]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Did you ever watch Power Rangers and think &quot;this is just Voltron&quot;. Well, the original is back in...some form. Seth Green, Rachael Leigh Cook, Breckin Meyer, and Dan Milano bring the Robot Chicken humor to Titan Maximum! Check what the TV Guyde has to say about the newest Adult Swim show!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Tv-Guyde-Maximum-enjoyment/</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:40:40 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report – Geek Gift Guide]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[It's Christmas time in the citttyyy!!! The holidays are upon us and the search for the perfect gift is ON!
Check out the Sidekck's Report on the best gift ideas for that geek or nerd on your list! HUZZAH!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-–-Geek-Gift-Guide/</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:18:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx - Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[The original Boondock Saints came out in 1999 and I don't remember it having a set up for a sequal. Well 10 years later I guess they found a feesable way to bring them back! Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus, Billy Connolly, and Clifton Collins Jr. are all back bringing their own personal brand of vigilante vengance justice to the world of organized crime. But will it stand up to the original? Or will it follow the sequal curse? Read what our Movie Minx has to say!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-Boondock-Saints-2-All-Saints-Day/</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:58:50 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report - Comic Shop Pet Peeves – Are you Closing Down?]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[When did cleaning equate doors are closing up and the game over sign shows up on the metaphorical screen?! More rants from a comic shop owner and the folks at the Sidekick Report!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Comic-Shop-Pet-Peeves-–-Are-you-Closing-Down/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Comic-Shop-Pet-Peeves-–-Are-you-Closing-Down/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:02:56 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The TV Guyde - Let Anarchy Reign]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Those wanting to fill the void that the Sopranos left have an option! Sons Of Anarchy, FX's newest drama starring Ron Pearlman (Hellboy), Charlie Hunnam (Children of Men), and Katey Segal (Futurama, Married With Children) is a raw drama about outlaws, bikes, and lots of raw images. Our TV Guyde gives his professional opinion. Read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-Let-Anarchy-Reign/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-Let-Anarchy-Reign/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:00:37 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ The Sidekick Report – Leave the President Alone!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Obama-manis has translated to comics...good god! Just cause Spiderman teamed up with Obama, and sold MILLIONS of comics, doesn't mean that if you put the President on your comic, it'll be a vertiable gold mine! But why am I talking here?! Let's have the folks at the Sidekick Report take you through some of these...]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/-The-Sidekick-Report-–-Leave-the-President-Alone/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/-The-Sidekick-Report-–-Leave-the-President-Alone/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:07:52 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Couch -  You’re Only Wrong if You Admit It]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/2/6/8/profile.jpg?1240584515' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Bill Belichick of The New England Patriots, mistakes, and stats. Like CRAZY super computer stat calculations. But your math caps on and sit with Gavin McDougald as he schools you!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-You’re-Only-Wrong-if-You-Admit-It/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-You’re-Only-Wrong-if-You-Admit-It/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:03:50 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx: 2012]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[The end of the world was predicted to be in 2012. Now, there's a movie about it starring John Cusak (High Fidelity), and a supporting role by Woody Harrelson (Zombieland). Did anyone just think that the Mayans got tired of writing a calender? Or the dudes writing it went to get a sandwich and just got lazy and went to a strip club?]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-2012/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-2012/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:40:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The TV Guyde - A Modern take on family]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[BUD BUNDY'S BACK!!!Well, Jay O'Neill is...and in this new show Modern Family, it looks like it could be the new hit show this season! Shot in the same style as The Office, it follows 3 different &quot;modern families&quot; around. A FAR cry from Full House and the Tanners! Check out what the TV Guyde has to say about this new show!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-A-Modern-take-on-family/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-A-Modern-take-on-family/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:18:38 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ The Sidekick Report - Comic Shop Pet Peeves  – What are these?]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Comic shops are becoming like clothing retailers. Selling anything related to become that one stop shop. T-Shirts are a hot commodity! Come on, how many people were wearing Joker shirts after the Dark Knight came out?! But the eternal struggle, HOW to sell them! Well, let the Sidekick Report rant about this...]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/-The-Sidekick-Report-Comic-Shop-Pet-Peeves-–-What-are-these/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/-The-Sidekick-Report-Comic-Shop-Pet-Peeves-–-What-are-these/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:44:16 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga releases Video for 'Bad Romance']]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[The Marilyn Manson of Pop Music has released her video for the new song 'Bad Romance']]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Lady-Gaga-releases-Video-for-Bad-Romance/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Lady-Gaga-releases-Video-for-Bad-Romance/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:29:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx - Men Who Stare At Goats]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Goats, Jedi's and Star Wars references with George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey, and Jeff Bridges. Intrigued? Most people were and it showed after coming in 3rd in the box office. But did it do it for our Movie Minx? Well, read then! AND FIND OUT!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-Men-Who-Stare-At-Goats/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-Men-Who-Stare-At-Goats/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:41:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[TV Guyde - V is for visitors]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[So I was on Facebook and all I saw were these Facebook statuses saying &quot;V is the most AMAZING show ever!&quot; I mean you got one of the actresses from Lost, a comparison to Marvel comics, and aliens, sound like it could be WICKED! Read what our resident TV Guyde thinks about it!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-V-is-for-visitors/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-V-is-for-visitors/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:07:59 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - Selling yourself is just good recessionomics (and publicity)]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[LaLa Land is taking to exploitation during this economic downturn. From Michael Lohan selling Lindsay phone calls to Ri Ri talking about her abuse to Jon Gosselin (oh yeah) faking arguments with youngster Hailey Glassman. This is your gossip roundup.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Selling-yourself-is-just-good-recessionomics-and-publicity/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Selling-yourself-is-just-good-recessionomics-and-publicity/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:10:54 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report - 7 Rings to Rule Them All!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[I love free stuff, and DC Comics apparently gets that and is giving away some free little trinkets to entice you to buy their comics! Well, let the Side Kick Report give you a run down of the new marketing strategy from DC!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-7-Rings-to-Rule-Them-All/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-7-Rings-to-Rule-Them-All/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:52:50 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[TV Guyde - Does Vampire Diaries have bite?]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[I HATE vampires! Vampires used to be cool. You know, they used to be cool. But now they all sparkle, they're sh** smells like roses! For the love of god! Well, at least our resident TV Guyde agrees with me. Read on and see what he thinks about the newest vampire atrocity, Vampire Diaries....I'm going to save my TV viewing for The Office.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-Does-Vampire-Diaries-have-bite/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-Does-Vampire-Diaries-have-bite/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:41:05 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Too many wackos not enough Michaels ]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/5/9/profile.jpg?1242849115' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[It's hallowe'en, and we'll be out doing a head count on how many uninspired folks decide to dress up as MJ this year. ]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Too-many-wackos-not-enough-Michaels-/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Too-many-wackos-not-enough-Michaels-/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:59:40 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report – Happy Halloween!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[So this is the last in the trio of Halloween themed blogs from the fine fellas at Stadium Comics...check out these 3 scary themed comics and then hit up your local comic shop! Side note, when did Fairy Tales get so HOT?! Enticed?! YEAH YA ARE!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-–-Happy-Halloween/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-–-Happy-Halloween/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:22:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx - Amelia]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[In a sea of crap movies like Couple's Retreat (bang bang?! REALLY?!) comes Amelia. Starring Richard Gere, and Hilary Swank, it chronicles the exploits of the first female pilot who broke numerous air records before mysteriously disappearing. Read what our Movie Minx had to say about this movie that once had alot of Oscar buzz!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-Amelia/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-Amelia/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:31:55 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[TV Guyde - So Stars think they can Dance]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Tick tock you infamous D-Listers...Donnie Osmonc, Mya, Joanna Krupp, even you Chuck Liddell and Kelly Osbourne! Time to dance into obscurity and start shopping at Wal-Mart and Superstore with us regular folk. Our TV Guyde gives the review on the show where stars go to burn out....]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-So-Stars-think-they-can-Dance/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-So-Stars-think-they-can-Dance/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:01:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report - Vampires!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Vampires. Twilight, The Vampire Diaries, and now the Vampire's Assistant...I have had ENOUGH of vampires! But THE REST OF THE WORLD (and the comic world included) haven't. The Sidekick Report, brings you some vampire themed comics. From the Angel/Buffy series from Josh Whedon, 30 Days Of Night, Blade (yes the comic was actually decent before Hollywood decided to screw with it (why did they have to have a montage in where Jessica Biel gets prepped for the final fight scene by loading her IPod up? FAIL!). And apparently there's one about the AUTHOR of Twilight...I smell maximum suckage here! ]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Vampires/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Vampires/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:35:33 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The TV Guyde - It's No Flash In The Pan]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Who says something is aces anymore? Well if you are as enthused about Lost as our TV Guyde is, you tend to revert back to slang from 1952...this week, the TV Guyde takes a look at the supposed successor to the Lost throne. With executive producers David S Goyer (The Dark Knight) and Marc Guggenheim (X-Men Origins: Wolverine) at the helm and Joseph Fiennes (Shakespeare In Love), Sonya Walger (LOST), John Cho (Star Trek), and Dominic Monagham (another Lost member) in front of the camera, would this series make our TV Guyde say &quot;golly gee willickers this is a swell program!&quot;? Well, read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-Its-No-Flash-In-The-Pan/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-Its-No-Flash-In-The-Pan/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:35:52 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx - Couples Retreat]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[The ONLY reason this movie looked viable was Malin Akerman (Watchmen fame) even Vince Vaughan, Jason Bateman, and Jon Favreau in one movie didn't tickle my funny bone...and CLEARLY it didn't do anything for our Ms. Minx. Read what our Movie Minx had to say about Couples Retreat.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-Couples-Retreat/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-Couples-Retreat/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:41:14 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - Kanye's Life Will Never Be a Fairy-Tale]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Kanye tries to apologize to society while Spike Jonze tries to up the ante. Neither realize that its too late. West is despicable and Jonze is already a hit in the box office. Obv.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Kanyes-Life-Will-Never-Be-a-Fairy-Tale/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Kanyes-Life-Will-Never-Be-a-Fairy-Tale/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:34:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The B Movie Blog - Black Dynamite]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/1/8/profile.jpg?1238681088' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[What happened to the days where girls wore sexy outfits and they're only use was for eye candy, and the men ALWAYS carried guns are were somehow MASTERS of 7 different martial arts at like 25? QUALITY film making....well those days are attempting a come back. Micheal Jai White (Spawn, Batman Begins) and Scott Sanders (This As Thieves) team up to bring you &quot;Black Dynamite&quot;. The title alone should make you want to go out, don your finest leisure suit, and kick some ass! Read on! ]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-B-Movie-Blog-Black-Dynamite/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-B-Movie-Blog-Black-Dynamite/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:46:38 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx: Whip It]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[What HASN'T Drew Barrymore done?! Acting, producing, and now directing her first flick. Whip It is one of those coming of age stories that you MIGHT think are the norm, but appearantly our Ms. Minx doesn't think so. Whip It stars Drew Barrymore and Ellen Paige from Juno fame, and has Juliette Lewis in it....RANDOM! Read what our newly tanned and traveled Movie Minx has to say about Drew's directorial debut!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-Whip-It/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-Whip-It/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:22:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - Who are the Celeb Twitter Addicts?]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Megan Fox strips down to her panties and our celeb addict creeps the Twittersphere to find the best tweets of the week.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Who-are-the-Celeb-Twitter-Addicts/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Who-are-the-Celeb-Twitter-Addicts/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:33:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[TV Guyde - Join This Community]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Who wants to be the opening band next to Led Zeppelin, or The Beatles, or even Micheal Buble? NO ONE! C'mon! You walk in knowing that they're not there to see you! Now imagine being the band to follow one of those bands. EVEN WORST! WELL, in TV land, The Office is comparable to your Led Zeppelin's or Beatles. So who wants to follow the Office? Well, Community is the new scrappy comedy that is going to try and stand next to John Lennon. Read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-Join-This-Community/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-Join-This-Community/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:58:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Couch - Unfair Fun]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/2/6/8/profile.jpg?1240584515' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Oh the Major League Baseball's post season...it is now upon us, and Gavin McDougald gives his analysis and his rundown on why all bets are off here!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-Unfair-Fun/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-Unfair-Fun/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 10:30:30 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report - Zombies!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[It's time to nut up or shut up! With Halloween just around the corner and a resurgence of popularity in the undead, the fine fellows at Sidekick Comics start giving a rundown of the best comics in the most deadly genres! Did you see what I did? That's what's called as a pun!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Zombies/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Zombies/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 10:07:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The B Movie Blog]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/1/8/profile.jpg?1238681088' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Who knew our resident South African/Graphic Designer could be so eloquant?! Of The Surf noteriaty, Rob Scott (if the Surf boys were a boy band, he'd be the sensitive one) went to the Toronto After Dark festival and decided to write about it. Or is it type it? Oh the digital age! Do yourself a favor and read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-B-Movie-Blog/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-B-Movie-Blog/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:10:42 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The TV Guyde - Worth Visiting Cleveland?]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[From Family Guy to The Cleveland Show, Seth McFarlene is milking his brand of humour for as much as he can. Read what our TV Guyde has to say about the newest spin off show!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-Worth-Visiting-Cleveland/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-Worth-Visiting-Cleveland/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:09:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report - Coming in October!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[So the leaves are falling and the new issues are coming out and this week's Sidekick Report is full of new titles from Marvel, DC, and a new Seth McFarlane comic! Intrigued?! DAMN WELL SHOULD BE!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Coming-in-October/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Coming-in-October/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:32:22 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[TV Guyde - A Letter To The Emmys]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[The Emmy's have come and gone. Ricky Gervais, Jon Stewart, Bryan Cranston, and others all have gone to bed, taken off their $40,000 tuxes and now are focusing on the next horizon. But our TC Guyde still wants the final say. Take a look at the recap of the 2009 Emmy's!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-A-Letter-To-The-Emmys/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-A-Letter-To-The-Emmys/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 10:01:23 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - Shotgun Weddings + Rehab: Quelle Surprise]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Just when you think LA LA Land is getting mundane, a celebrity hastily gets married or succumbs to rehab.  Find out who in this dose of celeb gossip.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Shotgun-Weddings-Rehab-Quelle-Surprise/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Shotgun-Weddings-Rehab-Quelle-Surprise/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 08:13:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Couch - The Shrine to Excess]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/2/6/8/profile.jpg?1240584515' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[“Jerry World”, “JonesTown”, the “Jerrydome”, “Jones-Mahal”, the “Death Star”, the “Boss Hog Bowl” or “Six Flags Over Jerry” however you want to call it, the new Dallas Cowboys' stadium is EPIC!!! $1.2 BILLION OF EPICNESS!!!! Read The Couch's rundown of the newest reason why everything is bigger down south!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-The-Shrine-to-Excess/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-The-Shrine-to-Excess/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 20:48:59 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report - Comic Shop Pet Peeves – The Comic Tycoon]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Do you know what grinds my gears? COMIC TYCOONS! You think you're so uppity and stuff with your original Plastic Man comic bagged and boarded. Is that your pick up line? I have comic books bagged and boarded at my place. Wanna come over and perhaps bag something else? Like what the he**? Clearly the folks at the Sidekick Report feel the same. Check out what they had to say here!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Comic-Shop-Pet-Peeves-–-The-Comic-Tycoon/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Comic-Shop-Pet-Peeves-–-The-Comic-Tycoon/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:02:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[TV Guyde - Set a place for Melrose]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Apparently it's 1992 and Melrose Place is on TV. No wait, this is the rebooted version. I guess after the resurrection of Beverly Hills 90210, the people at Melrose Place felt like this generation needed to resurrect this drama series. They're all still pretty, rich, having group abortions, and Ashley Simpson-Wentz is in it. Intrigued? Well, read on! ]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-Set-a-place-for-Melrose/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-Set-a-place-for-Melrose/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:11:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Madme G - Is she faking it? How to tell]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/6/1/3/profile.jpg?1249523537' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[God this guy sounds like a tool! Or, our Madame G just has some high standards. But you're worth it! This week, our Madame G gives us guys tips on how to tell if your lady is faking it!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Madme-G-Is-she-faking-it-How-to-tell/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Madme-G-Is-she-faking-it-How-to-tell/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:06:16 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - You're Welcome Guys ]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Super hot magazine covers, Lady Gaga's extreme wardrobe and the only convict ever seen smiling and waving while serving community hours.  All that in this dose of Celebrity Whore.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Youre-Welcome-Guys-/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Youre-Welcome-Guys-/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:55:53 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Couch - Calling a Jackass a Jackass]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/2/6/8/profile.jpg?1240584515' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[No no no, not that MJ. For once someone isn't writing about Micheal Jackson, but Micheal Jordan. This week, looks like the week of a**holes. With Kanye West dissing Taylor Swift, and now MJ dissing EVERYONE HE EVER ENCOUNTERED. And this isn't just a male testosterone thing. Serena Williams caught the jerk bug and decided to show her un-lady like side. Now, I'm gonna let you finish, and I'm happy for you, but these people are the biggest a**holes of all time!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-Calling-a-Jackass-a-Jackass/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-Calling-a-Jackass-a-Jackass/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:03:37 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report - What a Cute Bear!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Think of the cutest thing bear you can think of. Maybe it looks like Winnie The Pooh, or Timothy from Timothy goes to school? Ok, you have that image? Now picture him in a nice school room with a big red apple on the desk, and some colorful posters adorning the walls. Now picture the sluttiest chicks dressed in school girl outfits come in and the bear nails both of them in the most unspeakable way! Ok, I'm not sure if that actally happens but things LIKE that happens. Read this week's Sidekick Report and be offended...very offended]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-What-a-Cute-Bear/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-What-a-Cute-Bear/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 08:35:14 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx: You Might As Well Live]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Canadian films never are deemed good in comparison to our American neighbour's offerings. Just by unfortunate default. We do more artsy stuff, REALLY weird stuff, or documentaries. WAY too many documentaries. But some are worth your while, and it's just good to support our local talent! Written by Simon Ennis and co-written and starring Joshua Peace (Lars And the Real Girl) check out what our Movie Minx had to say about our home grown talent!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-You-Might-As-Well-Live/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-You-Might-As-Well-Live/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:58:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - The TIFF Report #2!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[The red carpet keeps rolling out as the stars keep comin for the Toronto International Film Festival! With Oprah, Colin Farrell, Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys), and a stolen briefcase are all wrapped up in this edition of the Celebrity Whore!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-The-TIFF-Report-2/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-The-TIFF-Report-2/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:20:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[TV Guyde -  It’s Emmy-body’s guess]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[This week our TV Guyde puts on his prophet hat and puts his money where his mouth is and makes predictions on this year's Emmy Awards. Mad Men? Family Guy? How I Met Your Mother? 30 rock? House? Lost? So many shows to choose from! Suit up with the TV Guyde and see if you agree with his picks!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-It’s-Emmy-body’s-guess/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-It’s-Emmy-body’s-guess/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 08:07:23 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - Reporting from the TIFF lines!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[TIFF TIFF TIFF. That's all I hear about these days. Possibly cause I live in Toronto, but that's ALL I HEAR! Well, our Celebrity Whore is no exception and caugh The Jonas Brothers shopping in unexpected places and Megan Fox...well being Megan Fox and hot...read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Reporting-from-the-TIFF-lines/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore-Reporting-from-the-TIFF-lines/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 13:17:23 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Madame G's Notebook -  How To Tell Your Woman That Her Vag Stinks]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/6/1/3/profile.jpg?1249523537' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Short, sweet, and it's about a woman's private place! Read a page from Madam G's Naughty Notebook!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Madame-Gs-Notebook-How-To-Tell-Your-Woman-That-Her-Vag-Stinks/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Madame-Gs-Notebook-How-To-Tell-Your-Woman-That-Her-Vag-Stinks/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:41:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Couch - A Belt of Tequila]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/2/6/8/profile.jpg?1240584515' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Poor Tila Tequila....she keeps looking for a shot of love, but this time got a shot at the throat. This week, Shawne Merriman, has been accused of strangling his girlfriend/punching bag Tila Tequila. And where was the battle field that they chose to duke out their accusation on? Twitter! Oh the magic of the interweb! ]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-A-Belt-of-Tequila/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-A-Belt-of-Tequila/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:12:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report – Comics are Cheap!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Recession getting you down, but it's getting expensive to buy comics? Well, our resident guru of comic-dom shines the light on some awesome comics that are cheap, but awesome! Don't let that price skew you! Read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-–-Comics-are-Cheap/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-–-Comics-are-Cheap/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 11:43:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie MInx: Extract]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Did you know that after the release of Office Space, Swingline received SO many requests for the red stapler from Office Space, they actually released it as a special, limited edition stapler? From the Mike Judge who brought you Beavis and Butthead (meh) and Office Space (supreme awesomeness!) come Extract. Starring Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis, Ben Affleck, and JK Simmons. Intrigued? YOU SHOULD BE! Read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-MInx-Extract/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-MInx-Extract/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:37:37 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The TV Guyde - Spread A Little Glee]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[One time at band camp....no our TV Guyde isn't reviewing American Pie. However, he is reviewing a little show that kinda seems like it. Starring Jane Lynch and Matthew Morrison, Glee is this season's most anticipate show! Is it worth the high note? Or will it fall Flat...like these jokes? Let's let the real writer take hold...go to it TV Guyde!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-Spread-A-Little-Glee/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-Spread-A-Little-Glee/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 20:31:40 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Couch - All A Twitter]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/2/6/8/profile.jpg?1240584515' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[I haven't gone on Twitter, and I have no intention of &quot;Tweeting&quot;. Ever. However, since the dawn of this technology, people all around the world are utilizing the 140 character micro-blogging forum. Read what Gavin McDougald has to say from the couch about Twitter, sports, and how even DULL people can be on Twitter!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-All-A-Twitter/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-All-A-Twitter/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:05:20 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Madame G's Notebook - 10 Things You Can Do When You Are Horny As Hell]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/6/1/3/profile.jpg?1249523537' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Madame G, you've done it again! Every week, something better than the next. This time, any single dudes (or guys who's girls just won't give it up as easy) this one is for you. 10 Things To Do When You're Horny As HELL!! Madame G, I'll be taking tip number 10, what's your number again?]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Madame-Gs-Notebook-10-Things-You-Can-Do-When-You-Are-Horny-As-Hell/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Madame-Gs-Notebook-10-Things-You-Can-Do-When-You-Are-Horny-As-Hell/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:07:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report – FanExpo Hits and Misses]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Joe Quesada, Dan Didlo, C.B. Cebulski, Avatar Press, DC, Marvel, Batgirl, Emma Frost, Black Canary, and Supergirl. If you went to Toronto's Fan Expo, then you know that these aren't just random names and words strung together! Read what our resident comic guru had to say about it all!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-–-FanExpo-Hits-and-Misses/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-–-FanExpo-Hits-and-Misses/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 06:48:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[At the tail end the summer, comes the newest movie from the guys who brought us Talladega Nights and Step Brothers. The Goods stars Jeremy Pivens, Ving Rhames, David Koechner and Kathryn Hahn with Ed Helms, James Brolin, Craig Robinson, and cameos with Alan Thicke and Will Farrell. Let's see if this movie sold our Movie Minx!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-The-Goods-Live-Hard-Sell-Hard/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-The-Goods-Live-Hard-Sell-Hard/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:57:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[TV Guyde - Shaq vs. all comers!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Shaq, hey it's 15:59, and quickly approaching 16:00. Your 15 min. is up. Granted he's a force in the NBA, but did he get bored? So he went to reality TV? Shaq VS. is Shaq's new endeavor to prove he's the greatest athlete and goes out to conquer all aports. As long as he doesn't try and act, we'll be ok!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-Shaq-vs-all-comers/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/TV-Guyde-Shaq-vs-all-comers/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:26:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Couch - Is this Guy Going to be the Death of Sports?]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/2/6/8/profile.jpg?1240584515' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[I remember being a young lad and chillin with my pops on the couch ready to watch the NBA playoffs. Why did I waste time on that couch for 2 hours? Because it was exciting! You NEVER knew who was going to win, it'd ALWAYS go into game 7, and it was a nail biter! Now this mahoo named Nate Silver decided to destroy that loving feeling by being able to PREDICT who wins. He predicted Barack Obama would win, and appearantly he's tagged the Yankees to win the World Series! Sit down on the Couch and read about this atrocity to sports.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-Is-this-Guy-Going-to-be-the-Death-of-Sports/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch-Is-this-Guy-Going-to-be-the-Death-of-Sports/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:51:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Madame G's Notebook - How To Master The Art Of Felatio - Part 3: The Final Blow]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/6/1/3/profile.jpg?1249523537' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[This is it guys. The final piece. The BEST part of the BJ! Ladies, get your pens out and prepare to write some of these tips down, cause this is the make or break point! You worked hard, so don't screw it up right at the end! Take a page out of Madame G's Book.]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Madame-Gs-Notebook-How-To-Master-The-Art-Of-Felatio-Part-3-The-Final-Blow/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Madame-Gs-Notebook-How-To-Master-The-Art-Of-Felatio-Part-3-The-Final-Blow/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:56:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Sidekick Report - Living in your Parents’ Basement]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Living with your parents aint so bad! You save money, you have someone doing your laundry, and cooking for you you....aaaah who are we kidding. Living on your own is AWESOME! HOWEVER, if you are forced to revert back to living with your parents, then The Sidekick Report is here to give you tips on how to make the move....easier. Read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Living-in-your-Parents’-Basement/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Sidekick-Report-Living-in-your-Parents’-Basement/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:41:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx - District 9]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[There are alot of secrets in Distrit 9. However, the one thing that isn't a secret is that it's becoming a huge hit. This Peter Jackson (Lord Of The Rings) project has been getting acclaim from critics alike. Read what OUR critic says about it and see if it's in line with the big guys' deal!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-District-9/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx-District-9/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:22:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The TV Guyde - You Dirty Hoarder]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Pack rats look out, television has sunk this low that A&E wants to EXPOSE you! I hate television. But our TV Guyde was a trooper and endured this. See whether he gave it the ol seal of approval, or jammed it into his closet and slammed the door shut...read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-You-Dirty-Hoarder/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde-You-Dirty-Hoarder/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:39:20 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - We Are The Knights Who Say NEE!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[The Life Of Brian, The Quest For The Holy Grail, AWESOME! Now the kids from the Monty Python troupe are getting back together?! I don't even care that Lady Ga Ga went to Isreal and Samantha Ronsen partied sans Lindsey Lohan! Read what our Celebrity Whore has to report on the entertainment front. I'm going to go find a coconut and pretend I'm riding my horse!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore---We-Are-The-Knights-Who-Say-NEE!/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore---We-Are-The-Knights-Who-Say-NEE!/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:43:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Madame G's Notebook - How to Master The Art of Fellatio Part 2 –The Suck]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/6/1/3/profile.jpg?1249523537' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Madame G takes another page out of her naughty notebook and gives everyone part 2 on her &quot;How To Master The Art Of Feltio&quot;. This week, it's down to business with The Suck. Ladies take note, men send this link to your girlfriends and then leave Madame G a little thank you comment!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:57:50 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Sidekick Report - Get Your Girlfriend to Read Comics!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Question. How many comics do you have? How many girls do you see interested in you? And if you're in a band or something, you don't count because you have the cache of the cool musician. But usually the more comics you have, the less women you find checkin you out. It's like they have a radar for that! Well, our friends at Stadium Comics in B-Town are here to get your girlfriend or hopeful GF's to read comics. REVALATION! Check out this report and then take your next date out to a dinner and a trip to the comic shop!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Sidekick-Report---Get-Your-Girlfriend-to-Read-Comics!/</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:03:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx - The Time Traveler's Wife]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Oh Movie Minx....you little sap. Amongst the chaos going on in her life, our Movie Minx found time to trek to the cinema, and took in The Time Traveler's Wife. Starring Eric Bana (Funny People, The Hulk) Rachel McAdams (The Notebook,Mean Girls, The Family Stone, every guy's fantasy) and Ron Livingston (Office Space), this flick tells the story of Eric Bana's character who has a condition that causes him to time travel unexpectadly....is that a real condition?]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx---The-Time-Traveler_apostrophe_s-Wife/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 07:24:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - More Deaths, Kardashian Shockers and Degrassi Drama]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Bite's social media ninja breaks away from Facebook and Twitter to give us our dose of celebrity gossip and happening. Guitar legend, Les Paul, succumbs to pneumonia, while the Kardashaians have some &quot;coincidental&quot; happenings and there's some drama happening at Degrassi. Read on! ]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore---More-Deaths,-Kardashian-Shockers-and-Degrassi-Drama/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:15:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The TV Guyde - Keeping it Real]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/7/profile.gif?1225985392' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Our TV Guyde taps into his inner Gossip Girl and reviews the drama train that is The Real Work on MTV. This time around, they &quot;work&quot; for a tourism company complete with way too much liquor, half nakedness and drama...WAY TOO MUCH DRAMA! Feel good about your life after watching this show!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde---Keeping-it-Real/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-TV-Guyde---Keeping-it-Real/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:54:40 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Dischord - The Hangover]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/5/9/profile.jpg?1242849115' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[It has nothing to do with music this time, but it has the rambling thoughts of a hungover Dlo as he bids farewell to retail. Well, it's more like he punched it in the face and screamed &quot;you remember me forever!&quot;Goodbye retail, hello television and a grown up job!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Dischord---The-Hangover/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Dischord---The-Hangover/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:47:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Madame G's Notebook - How To Master The Art Of Felatio (Part 1 - The Pre Suck)]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/6/1/3/profile.jpg?1249523537' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Oh Madame G, and I thought you only had tips for guys to do on the ladies. This week, Madame G gives the ladies part 1 in her guide on Mastering The Art Of Felatio. Guys, a round of applause for Madame G! Read on ladies, read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Madame-G_apostrophe_s-Notebook---How-To-Master-The-Art-Of-Felatio-(Part-1---The-Pre-Suck)/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Madame-G_apostrophe_s-Notebook---How-To-Master-The-Art-Of-Felatio-(Part-1---The-Pre-Suck)/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:31:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Side Kick Report - Highlights!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/8/5/profile.jpg?1246727905' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Oh comic conventions. A place to pick up free trinkets that end up at the bottom of your closet, bad cos play, and SEAS and SEAS of toys comics and video games. The gentlemen at Stadium Comics took a road trip to Chicago to attend their annual Comic Convention and reflect on some highlights of the DC Panel and Kick Ass The Movie! KICK ASS!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Side-Kick-Report---Highlights!/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Side-Kick-Report---Highlights!/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:26:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Couch - A Mistake Of Olympic Proportions!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/2/6/8/profile.jpg?1240584515' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Let's relax from playing sports by...playing sports?! CRAZY! But I guess I can't judge. A musician will celebrate a great show by going to some party, drinking and inevitably playing some tunes. Probably the justification is that they're not playing original tunes and probably playing covers. And those sports guys are probably playing other types of sports. This year, the Olympics are deciding if golf will be designated as a olympic sport. Next comes darts or olympic horsehoes! Check what Mr. McDouald says from The Couch!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch---A-Mistake-Of-Olympic-Proportions!/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/The-Couch---A-Mistake-Of-Olympic-Proportions!/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:35:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie Minx - Julie and Julia]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/0/3/0/8/profile.jpg?1225983483' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Amongst a sea of explosions, explosions and toy franchises turning into movies (Transformers, GI Joe! GUILTY!) We are reminded there are feel good movies that don't require extensive CGI and crappy but hot actors (Channing Tatum / Megan Fox! I'm looking at you! Noticing a trend?) Meryl Streep and Amy Adams star in Julie and Julia. Read what our Ms. Minx had to say about it!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx---Julie-and-Julia/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Movie-Minx---Julie-and-Julia/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 11:49:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Whore - I Have No Words!]]></title>
<description>&lt;img src='http://www.bite.ca/data/users/1/1/5/7/4/profile.jpg?1245781705' align='left' width='120' height='90' style='display:block;' /&gt;<![CDATA[Whoa, with Twitter, Facebook, blogs, and forums on fire with gossip, our Celebrity Whore brings us the hottest stories! From Paula being canned from the Idol boat, Heidi Montag and Spencer showing up at G.I. Joe flaunting her new Playboy cover, and Lady Gaga has a peener? Maybe we should change her name to Mister Gaga? Or Lord Gaga? Read on!]]></description>
<link>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore---I-Have-No-Words!/</link>
<guid>http://www.bite.ca/blog/Celebrity-Whore---I-Have-No-Words!/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:07:44 GMT</pubDate>
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