So this Saturday, I was all hyped. I just got Stranglehold for the Xbox, so my Saturday involved me, and Chow-Yun Fat kicking the crap out of so many Chinese gangsters with breaks involving me learning the solos for Zeppelin's "Heartbreaker". I have recently rediscovered Led Zeppelin and all of it's awesomeness. You all need to pick up a Zeppelin album TODAY! I'd start with Zeppelin II and go from there, but I'm just saying!

But that went down the ol' crapper when I got the call. "Wanna work the 888 Conference at the Science Centre?" Sorry Mr. Fat. Guess you gotta kill Chinese gangsters in slow motion without me.

Let me tell you, what an experience! These people are the most eclectic people you will ever see from the depths of the furthest and darkest basements in the world! Don't believe me? Think I'm lying? Go to Bitetv.ca and check out all the impersonal insanity!
Since you're there already, go to Bitetv.ca/888 and check out this new thing called "Telebloggers". Do you remember Speakers Corner and did anyone notice it's mysteriously disappeared? Well we're here to fill that void that's been in all of our lives! And this one won't cost you the $2 you can save for bumming off smokes on Queen Street. We give you a topic, you film/blog it and we put it on the air. It's that simple. So go to Bitetv.ca/888 and there should be a link there with the info! Because you're thoughts are A LOT more interesting than mine!

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