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MARCH 2006
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March 31, 2006 - 5:05 pm
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March 31, 2006 - 12:42 pm
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March 22, 2006 - 10:41 am
GOOD & BAD... music
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E-JAY: And another fan...
March 21, 2006 - 9:22 am
CYBER JOCK - bye bye TV
March 21, 2006 - 8:29 am
EJAY: A Fan of Mista MO!
March 20, 2006 - 3:36 pm
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March 19, 2006 - 1:14 pm
WEB WATCH: SCARFACE in 90 seconds!
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March 18, 2006 - 9:32 am
15:01: THE HOLIDAY WITH A BUILT IN EXCUSE
March 16, 2006 - 10:27 am
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March 16, 2006 - 9:10 am
MOVIE MINX: The Matador
March 15, 2006 - 11:06 am
GOOD & BAD...
March 15, 2006 - 10:57 am
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March 15, 2006 - 8:59 am
EJAY: "I Guess You'll Do"
March 14, 2006 - 10:31 am
CYBER JOCK: The Ultra Mobile PC
March 14, 2006 - 9:16 am
BITE RADIO 025: Assaholics!
March 13, 2006 - 3:09 pm
Dear BITE Babe: Ashley Madison?
March 10, 2006 - 4:04 pm
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March 10, 2006 - 3:46 pm
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March 09, 2006 - 2:46 pm
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March 08, 2006 - 9:15 pm
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March 07, 2006 - 12:06 am
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March 06, 2006 - 12:11 pm
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March 04, 2006 - 4:38 pm
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GOOD & BAD: A theme...
March 01, 2006 - 9:29 am
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Published by MasterBiter on March 18, 2006 at: 9:32 am (1595 days ago)
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We really, really, really want him out, don't we?

From the Vancouver Province, March 15, 2006:

"Canadians are fatter than ever and recent studies show that sugary drinks are partly to blame.

"Yesterday newspapers featured a photograph of [Prime Minister Stephen] Harper holding a can of pop when he sat down to a mess-hall meal with the troops in Kandahar. Other pictures showed his shirt straining around his middle.

"The image of the prime minister enjoying a can of "liquid candy" may not be the right message, say nutritional experts."

INT. GROCERY STORE - DAY

"Mommy, can we buy a 2-litre bottle of Coke?"

"No, Sammy."

"Why not?"

"It's bad for you."

"But the Right Honourable Prime Minister Stephen Harper drinks it."

"Oh for crying out loud, Sammy, if the Right Honourable Prime Minister Stephen Harper jumped off a cliff would you want to do it too?"

"Uh huh."

INT. TEENAGE GIRL'S BEDROOM - SOMEWHERE IN CANADA - DAY

"Kaitlin, is that a poster of Stephen Harper next to your mirror?"

"Uh huh."

"What happened to the one of Orlando Bloom?"

"I threw it out."

"Why the hell are you wearing a blue suit?"

"I want to look like him. I want to be like him. He's my role model."

"But, he's - he's fat!"

"So is Britney Spears. But at least Stephen doesn't show cleavage - BOOYAH, Mom, in your FACE - talk to the hand, cuz the face don't want to hear it."

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Smell that? Election.


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