I know, I know, this news a bit old but who can get tired of talking about Britney Spears flashing her goods and partying with Paris Hilton?! Besides, I'm sure you guys (and even a few girls) have downloaded as many of those pictures as humanly possible.

The real question here is, why is this so shocking? She just dumped K-Fed (now affectionately known as Fed-Ex) and when you hit the town to celebrate with Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, you KNOW that trouble's brewing. Sexy, filthy, slutty trouble. But this is Spears we're talking about. Her actions and words have been questionable dating back to when she said that she was waiting to have sex until after being married. Now you can find pictures of Paris groping Brit's boobs at a club.



And what kind of world do we live in when Federline says he's doing "good" despite only selling 6,500 copies of his new CD "Playing With Fire" and has even taken to wearing suits rather than wife beaters and crooked ball caps. I suspect he's improving his image to make for a better argument when he battles Spears for the kids and fat wad of cash. But just as Howard Stern stated last week, I too doubt that either of them want those kids.

Now Spears writes on her blog that she went a little too far and that she's looking forward to changing her life in the new year which will include new music. Yikes.

Now you may be asking, "Chris...what does any of this have to do with music?" NOTHING. The above mentioned "celebrities" can barely be considered real musicians. It's just fun to dissect the train-wreck lives of those in the media spotlight.

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