Children are in the third month of the school year; my older son is now in grade one, and my younger one just started junior - kindergarten which scares me to death, because all the little girls got their eyes on them…or so they say.

But in this day and age, it's not only the little girls I'm afraid of, it's those female teachers!

Now I probably don't have to worry about this till they're in high school, but female teachers wanting to have sex with their male students is definitely a problem now; we see and hear about it in the media pretty much every day!

Now I'm not concerned for my sons' well being because there is a possibility that a female predator may scar them for life, I'm worried because I don't want my male offspring to be so god-damn lucky!

I can't believe these perverted women are attracted to these little boys; where were these teachers when I was growing up?

Back in the day we couldn't have sex with older women, we were to busy trading baseball cards; now these teachers are giving out pussy as if they were giving out test scores.

Boys are lucky these days - I didn't even have a computer growing up; why should these youngsters have an iPod and a hot teacher on the side?

Little boys have it good now; when I was a kid, I would have done anything to sleep with my fourth grade teacher; even if it meant staying back a grade!

If I knew any better, when my hot ass teacher kept me after school for detention, I would have worn my favorite cologne!

Some of these women are cheating on their husbands with these little brats; as a man, and a husband, this scares me; not only do we have to worry about Chlamydia and herpes…We have to worry about the cooties! (What can protect me from a touch of a hand?)

Why should any of us have to put up with this? We grown men have to take a stand and take our women back!

It shouldn't take much to compete with these boys; some of us are Doctors, Lawyers, and entrepreneurs; there's no way these boys can support our women on a paper route salary!
(Her dream home's going to have to be a tree house.)

Some concerned parents say that these boys are victims of rape - are they? They're not victims, I know a rape victim when I see one - males raped by older women don't walk around with big smiles on their faces.

They're supposed to act like victims; they don't go around blowing their rape whistles as if they were at a Caribana parade!

Last time I checked, male victims raped by older women don't just call 911... they call then brag about it! (Then leave their address, so that the cops can come over and watch.)

You know what these so-called victims really do? They go down to the Catholic Church, and laugh at the choir boys!

If you're a male, and molested at the age of 14, and your female predator just happen to be in her 20's, you're not a victim; you just became school president!

That's why all these women keep getting caught; none of these boys can keep that kind of information to themselves, they probably spend their allowance money on a publicist. (I know I would!)

The truth is these teachers do have to take responsibility for their actions; when female teachers get caught having sex with boys, they blame it on insanity and emotional stress. What ever happened to being horny?

Emotional stress can make you do some stupid things, but it doesn't cause you to screw minors, you're more likely to jump off a cliff!

For all those little boys who are trying to be the teacher's pet, kissing ass is not like it used to be; it’s going to take a little more than just...

BRINGING HER AN APPLE!