Remember back in the day when toys ruled the world in the playground? Who cares about sports. It's all about the TOYS BABY!

POGS



I think my favorite pass time from 1994-1995 would have to be POGS. Those piece of little round circles meant the WORLD to me! I wanted to catch them all. I thought I did at one point, but my dream of owning all of the Pogs in the world never came through. So when the Pogs craze was dying down, I decided to give my Pogs away to the less fortunate children who couldn't afford those round pieces of cardboard. What I did was I threw all of my Pogs on the groud and yelled out "FREE POGS!" then a swarm of little idiots would run in and grab them like if there lives was depending on the amount of Pogs they can grab. Once they were on all four, I would run and kick them several times in the ribcage area just to let them know who'se boss. ME. ME THE BOSS.


Gameboy/ Game Gear



Back then, a portable gaming system was the IPOD of the time. Who wouldn't want to play your favorite video game in school?! I WOULD! But I couldn't afford it. I just ended up making my own game - The "Kick the kids in the ribcage" game. You should try it once in a while.

Tamagotchi



This little piece of crap was pointless. EVERYONE in the school yard had one. I DIDN'T. I would see these really tough guys saying "Oh look! My little Ned is hungry. I'm going to have to feed him". That's fucking great. Let's teach kids how to take care of a baby because we ALL know they're going to have one in the next couple of years. Stupid horny kids...


Tennis ball



This ball was sent from the God(s). You can do ANYTHING with it. Play catch, Murderball, soccer, whip it at girls you like or find ugly, ball hockey and yes, EVEN TENNIS!

Retro Ramos