I guess someone felt the need to go out this week and do something crazy to get his name back in the limelight after I snubbed him.



Well congratulations Kevin Federline, you did it.



The news that everyone expected since the day they announced they were getting hitched, finally came to fruition this week when Britney Spears filed for divorce from 2-year husband K-Fed.



So how did Britney lower the boom on K-Fed? A heart to heart at one of their lush estates? Through a lawyer? At least on the phone? Nope, Britney lowered the boom with a text message to her husband, who was up in Toronto filming a special for Muchmusic, when he got the news.



Federline wasted no time grieving over the loss of Britney announcing at his concert Wednesday night "Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here. You know I'm a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?"

Which is a great line for Britney's attorney to open up with, since K-Fed is attempting to win sole custody of their children, Sean Preston and Jayden James.



K-Fed has asked for full custody and ALLOW Britney to have visitation
rights, but he also wants child support from Britney...plus money for the kids.

So what is K-Fed going to do for money now that his gravy train has come to and end and his album has bombed to the tune of 6,000 sales in Week 1?

Well, there's that wrestling thing.



You see the night before getting the news from big, bad Britney, K-Fed returned to the WWE making an appearance at their "Cyber Sunday" Pay Per View event in Cincinnati where he clocked WWE Champion John Cena with his title belt and then challenged Cena to a match on January 1st in Miami on a live edition of "Raw", there is no word yet on how much Federline is getting paid but it's become apparent that Federline is the one benefiting from being on WWE TV and not vice versa.



So I hope you've enjoyed the ride while it lasted because it looks like the days of Kevin Federline are finally behind us. K-Fed will be remembered as nothing more than a guy that won the lottery and for 2-years got to live in fantasy world, but unfortunately like all dreams, it comes to and end and Britney has finally woken up, looked at the douche bag lying next to her and declared the dream to be more akin to a nightmare.

JOPO