hey everyone!! it's mid-september now! that means cold but sunny days, school's back and little elementary school kids trash your lawn and highschool kids skateboard off your front porch! that means they're ruining your lawn (that you somehow always feel the need to mow), and also chipping the concrete on your porch! oh, the joys of september! if you live by a school, don't forget to put up those "no tresspassing" signs on your front lawn if you already haven't done it. if you have a large dog, let him romp around freely through your backyard (if it's fenced off, of course) so when those punk-assed teenagers get too close to your property with their skateboards (or if they're simply wearing too much perfume) they'll get the shit scared outta them when the dog barks :)