Daily - Funny

1. A Winning Combination

   May 16, 2012
   Posted by Joel Buxton

   

2. What Your Favourite Chocolate Bar Says About You

   May 15, 2012
   Posted by Joel Buxton

   

   Your favourite chocolate bar tells a lot about your personality? What kind of person are you? Find out past the break…

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3. Pacifists

   May 10, 2012
   Posted by Joel Buxton

   

4. Man Changes Name To Tyrannosaurus Rex To Better Repel Girls

   May 8, 2012
   Posted by Joel Buxton

   

   In an attempt to dissuade women from taking him seriously as a mate, 23-year-old Nebraskan Tyler Gold legally changed his name to “Tyrannosaurus Rex”. After confirming that the choice was not a ploy to dodge creditors, a Judge allowed the new name, which is optimized to repel women.

   “Babes have always been reasonably disgusted by my body, looks and personality,” confessed T-Rex in an exclusive interview. “But I wanted more. I wanted them to actively avoid eye contact and whisper about me when I entered a room.”

   

   Rex’s mother, Triceratops Gold, applauded her son’s decision to basically perform a vasectomy on his social life. “I hate the idea of grand-kids, and with his new name, I can rest easy knowing that females will stay far away from my baby boy. There was a period there where I was worried his acne would clear up and suddenly women – at least the homely ones – might find him attractive. Imagine my relief when he took action to render himself the social equivalent of a pile of rotting banana peels soaked in Uranium.”

   Regarding his plans for the future, Tyrannosaurus Rex was guardedly optimistic. “I was thinking if this works out, I might stop speaking English and just roar at everybody,” he said. “Plus I might start biting people.”

5. The Pope Vs. Batman

   May 7, 2012
   Posted by Joel Buxton