Bird Flu, the virus that has killed 331 people since 2003, could be back in a big and dangerous way. According to experts, Avian Flu is showing signs of resurgence, and a mutant strain that is immune to vaccines could also spread. Wait, the Bird Flu can mutate? That’s not good.
Based on my extensive knowledge of comic book lore, mutations usually result in a super power of some kind. The immunity to vaccinations may just be the tip of the iceberg, the beginning of Bird Flu’s powers. Soon, it’ll start to resemble an actual bird, with deadly talons and a sharp beak. Here’s an artists rendition:
Terrifying. We need to load up on guns, lest we wish to be plagued by these giant yellow pests! Imagine flocks of these creatures in the skies, blocking out the sun. It’s the end for us all! You’ve been warned.