Valentine’s day brings out the cynics and hopefuls like alligators and antelopes to a fresh water source. Everyone has their own reaction and they can largely be grouped into the following six. Just remember, if you think you have a different take on V-day, feel free to leave a witty little comment down below. Maybe even say something really scathing towards me, the author. It’s the Internet, so why not?

6. Claim it’s a corporate holiday intended for increased card sales

5. Despise it on the surface but secretly wait for someone special to ask you out

4. You love it; you are all about the Valentines

3. You get depressed

2. You seek vengeance against all those who did not give you a valentines as a child

1. Outright ignore it