Precious Life Lessons: 7th Heaven, Matt Camden And “The Joint”
February 13th, 2012
We learned a lot from our favourite teen series. First, that if you donâ€™t wear a different outfit to school every day, you might as well jump off a bridge because you are obviously not the star of your own life, and second, that â€œeveryoneâ€ deals with â€œserious issuesâ€. And what are these serious issues, exactly? Well thatâ€™s what weâ€™re going to dissect for you weekly. Because for every DJ Tanner eating ice pops and passing out at the gym, thereâ€™s a Jesse Spanno taking caffeine pills. For every â€œThereâ€™s no hope with dopeâ€, thereâ€™s a Carlton from Fresh Prince contemplating suicide. For every Wheels from Degrassi stealing, thereâ€™s about 1300 other things that happen on Degrassi that are like â€œYIKESâ€.
These precious life lessons deserve to be celebrated.
Precious life lesson #6: If you hold pot for a friend, your father will assume that it’s yours.
Show: 7th Heaven
Who: Matt Camden
What: In an attempt to gain popularity, the ever-precious Matt Camden smuggles a marijuana joint into the family home, only to be caught by his preacher father who shames him in front of his siblings and former pot-smoking mother. Unfortunately for him, the excuse, “I was only holding it for a friend” actually checked out.
Dramatic realization: Perhaps finally acknowledging his wife’s stoner past after years of repression, Reverend Camden comes undone at the seams; sitting his offspring down to demand who’s throwing their life away at the hands of weed, and losing sanity completely when Matt admits, “It’s mine.” And “mine” it was. But unlike other “kids his age,” Matt was actually holding it for a friend – a fact that isn’t revealed until after his father’s temper tantrum and Simon’s emotional breakdown.