Nate Berkus Hates Us All

March 17th, 2011

And in “reasons why you might not want children” news, Nate Berkus unveils a kid who embodies the worst aspects of the neighbour you hate the most. Meet Jackson Murphy, a child movie critic who speaks like the dinner party guest you had to invite because you owe your best friend’s cousin’s neighbour’s car dealer a favour or six. True, aspects are endearing (his . . . openness?) but as soon as he begins to talk about his mother’s womb, it’s essentially downhill from there. Thanks to Tara Ariano for the clip.