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The 40 Most Awkward Album Covers

August 4th, 2010

There were too many to pick from, so here’s 40 of ‘em.

40. The Ministers Quartet – Let Me Touch Him

39. Country Church

38. Angel Witch – Doctor Phibes

37. Nelson – Because They Can

36. Neil Diamond – Hot August Night

I don't think it's that big.

35. The Handsome Beasts – 04

34. Jim Post – I love my life

No one thought otherwise.

33. Gerhard Polt – Leberkas Hawaii

32. Metal for Breakfast

They took the title very literally.

31. Wolf

I know werewolves are popular, but...

30. Prince

I can't look away!

29. Battle Axe – Burn this Town

28. Freddie Gage – All my friends are dead

This is easily my favorite

27. Black Sabbath – Sabotage

26. David Bowie – Let’s Dance

Boxing in the future entails tiny gloves

25. Eulenspygel 2

24. Millie Jackson – Back to the S@#t!

How did this happen?

23. Larz Kristerz – Stuffparty 2

22. Elton John – Captain Fantastic

A lot of great stuff going on here

21. Europe – The Final Countdown

20. Devastatin’ Dave: The Turntable Slave – Zip! Zap! Rap!

I want him to be my dad

19. Swamp Dogg – Rat On!

Not to be confused with Snoop

18. Boned – Up at the Crack

17. Fire Down Under – Riot

16. Man-O-War – Anthology

Just great

15. Scorpions – Lovedrive

There's gum EVERYWHERE

14. Ultra Payloaded – Satellite Party

13. Harry and Terry Live

12. Tino – Por Premera Vez

Tino is absolute hotness

11. Brainticket

10. Biffy Clyro – Puzzle

9. Laverne Tripp -  The World of Laverne Tripp

8. Foster Edwards’ Orchestra – What’s Next?

Nothing could be next, not after that

7. The Frivolous Five – Sour Cream & Other Delights

6. Eilerts Jul – Eilerts Jul

It's beginning to look a lot like awkward.

5. Bloodhound Gang – Hefty Fine

4. Lesbian Concentrate – A Lesbianthology of Songs and Poems

3. Fire Ballet – Two Too

2. Dethkorps – Metal Tit

Dethkorps

1. Mr. Bats – Mr. Bats Sings

I'm even more afraid of clowns now than I ever was