Fart Perfume

June 3rd, 2010

Jelly BeansIt sounds like something out of Harry Potter, but according to a recent article, a perfume company in the Ukraine is developing a jelly bean that will make your farts smell good. That’s right, no more having to worry about letting one rip in the elevator, with these babies you’ll feel like a human aerosol can. The smells will vary from basic air-freshener scents to specific perfumes like Calvin Klein.

A pack of these jelly beans is set at $3.25 US, and they come with a baseball card featuring a different fart. Expect a decline in the purchase of Febreze, and a steady increase in flatulence, as friends and family members get together to smell each others farts. Sniff-sniff, mmm, is that Seduction?