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How to Turn Your Penis Into an Olympic Mascot [NSFW]

May 20th, 2010

You are probably already a fan of the new Olympic mascots. Well here’s how you can make your own.You’ll need: A Penis, An Eye, A Silly Hat, Arms, An Olympic Logo, A Flag. Place the arms on the Penis - Arms give your penis character and allow him to drive vehicles and handle small accessories. Position the Eye on the Penis - The eye lets your penis see people looking at him in disgust. Put the Silly Hat on top of the penis - The hat keeps his head warm. Put the Olympic Logo on to the Penis’s chest area - The Chest logo kind of makes him look like Superman, but you know, a penis. Wrap the Penis in your flag of choice - If it had sleeves it would be the National snuggie. Ruin a centuries old Sporting Event