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Hipster Time Traveler

April 19th, 2010

When the Bralorne Pioneer Museum in British Columbia put the exhibit “Bralorne-Pioneer: Their Past Lives Here” online, they probably didn’t realize they were posting proof positive that Time Travel exists. Check out the hipster in the shades and print T-shirt about halfway down the page. Now, there is a full article about it here which I am pretty sure explains why this is true. I say “pretty sure” cause frankly I’m too busy to read it at the moment, (Hopefully time travel will be invented before I die, in which case I promise to go back and read the article) I am preparing for the massive destruction that is sure to come. Why else would people be time travelling here? Clearly time travellers are checking out the highlights of our civilization before it is destroyed. Logically, that is the only info that would survive and be of interest to them… who remembers when the good stuff happened?Seriously, quick, when did 2 planes smash into the twin towers? Now quick, what date did you lose your virginity? I am willing to bet cash money you could answer that first one right away and still aren’t completely sure of the answer to the second one. Seriously, we’re fucked. We just don’t know when it will happen (or apparently when it first happened).