“I can’t believe he’s really twisting the stick.”

Chuck Norris may have fought a bear and came out on top but it probably wouldn’t have been so easy if he had been up against Claude the Amazing Ninja Bear. Watch him put the nerdy Ninja Turtle, Donatello, to shame as he spins his weapon with the devotion of a 13-year old Twilight fan. Note if you don’t find this ridiculously adorable it means you are dead inside.